Memorable Quotes from Sophia Loren
13 quotesA Humorous Exchange About Personal Hygiene
Tom Winters
How long is it since you had a bath?
Cinzia Zaccardi
Che cosa?
Tom Winters
A bath! You look as if you need a good scrubbing.
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Uniforms, Courage, and Houseboat Dynamics
Capt. Alan Wilson
I love your new uniform. What do you wear on your day off? Eleanor, we're going to have to get rid of Sadie the Scrubber. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what i call a maid.
[to Cinzia in an evening dress; spanks Cinzia's behind]
Cinzia Zaccardi
Uhh! There are those who require alcohol to give them courage. I'm not one of them. Is it dry enough?
[throws a Martini in Alan's face]
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The Complexity of Understanding and Punishment
Tom Winters
You'll get a spanking you'll never forget.
Cinzia Zaccardi
Oh, yes. A spanking solves so many things. Or a slap in the face. It's so much easier than understanding.
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Cinzia's Cooking Confidence and Simplicity
Cinzia Zaccardi
I can make boiled eggs very well now, and cereal. I just pour in milk, and it goes crack, pop, and snap. It does all the work. Even I cannot spoil it.
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Cultural Differences in Marriage Practices
Elizabeth Winters
Listen, about married people.
Cinzia Zaccardi
What?
Elizabeth Winters
Do they sleep in the same bed together?
Cinzia Zaccardi
In America, sometimes. In Italy, always.
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Cinzia's Reflection on Performance and Age
Cinzia Zaccardi
I am already 22 and I haven't yet given my first performance for a man, any man!
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A Playful Invitation with a Subtle Rejection
Angelo Donatello
The Sons of Italy Ball. We'll tie one on together, huh? What do you say? You want to be the lucky girl this year?
Cinzia Zaccardi
Mr. Donatello, you have a certain native charm. Please reserve it for the natives.
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Cultural Critique of Class Behavior
Tom Winters
I think I should apologize for the behavior of the upper classes in America.
Cinzia Zaccardi
They behave like the upper classes in Italy, also the lower classes.
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Parenting versus Policing in Child Rearing
Tom Winters
Well, you must have had a lot of experience raising children.
Cinzia Zaccardi
No, I have no experience. But I know when a little child is unhappy. I know, and how I know, when a father is unreasonable. Try to be a parent, not a policeman.
Tom Winters
I don't know what you know about parents. But I imagine you've had a wide acquaintance amongst policemen.
Tom Winters
I'll have to call one if you keep that up.
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Unexpected Revelation of Maternal Identity
Cinzia Zaccardi
Where is their mother?
Tom Winters
What did you say?
Cinzia Zaccardi
Their mother?
Tom Winters
You are looking at her. I'm a little new at the job.
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A Dance Between Stuffy and Belle
Tom Winters
I'm delighted you're the belle of the ball, but may I have this next dance?
Cinzia Zaccardi
Oh, yes.
Tom Winters
My recollection is a little hazy, but I believe I'm the fellow who brought you.
Cinzia Zaccardi
Oh, yes, you are the stuffy one.
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Desire for Unconventional Connections
Cinzia Zaccardi
I'm tired of the best people. I wish I could meet some of the worst people!
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A Playful Exchange About Fishing and Cleaning
Cinzia Zaccardi
You see? When a fish comes, the bell rings and announces his arrival. Isn't it nice?
Tom Winters
Very nice. But tell me, do you think if you attach one end to a dust rag, the fish might dust the furniture for you?
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