Mafia Mamma - Unexpected Confusion Over a Dangerous Situation
Kristin:
He tried to kill me.
Jenny:
With his penis?
Kristin:
No, no, with poison.
Jenny:
Poison penis? Slow down, Lorenzo did what?
Kristin:
No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo!
Jenny:
Wait. Who the fuck is Carlo?
Kristin:
Oh my God, he is a super, hot mob boss who I had dinner with.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mafia Mamma - Empowerment and Rebellion in Self-Discovery
Kristin: [[w:Under the Tuscan Sun|"Under the Tuscan Sun"]
I deserve this. I deserve this. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own ] or "Eat Pray Love".
Jenny:
Fuck.
Kristin:
What?
Jenny:
Eat, Pray, *Fuck*. Say it.
Kristin:
What? Eat, Pray - Fuck?
Jenny:
Eat! Pray! Fuck!
Kristin:
Jesus. Eat, Pray, Fuck.
Kristin:
Eat, Pray, *Fuck*!
Jenny:
Louder. Fuck the Vagina!
Kristin:
Eat, Pray, Fuck!
Kristin and Jenny:
Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mafia Mamma - Marriage Advice in a Comedic Context
Kristin:
Shouldn't I stay here and work on my marriage?
Jenny:
You should work on getting your pussy pounded.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mafia Mamma - Unexpected Turn in Culinary Conversation
Jenny:
Kristin, what do you masturbate to?
Kristin: [[w:Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy|"Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy"]
Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, ]. There was this one episode where he went to this burrata factory and it was all creamy and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. It was so...
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.