Memorable Quotes from Sophia Nomvete
4 quotesUnexpected Confusion Over a Dangerous Situation
Kristin
He tried to kill me.
Jenny
With his penis?
Kristin
No, no, with poison.
Jenny
Poison penis? Slow down, Lorenzo did what?
Kristin
No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo!
Jenny
Wait. Who the fuck is Carlo?
Kristin
Oh my God, he is a super, hot mob boss who I had dinner with.
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Unexpected Turn in Culinary Conversation
Jenny
Kristin, what do you masturbate to?
Kristin
Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, ]. There was this one episode where he went to this burrata factory and it was all creamy and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. It was so...
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Marriage Advice in a Comedic Context
Kristin
Shouldn't I stay here and work on my marriage?
Jenny
You should work on getting your pussy pounded.
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Empowerment and Rebellion in Self-Discovery
Kristin
I deserve this. I deserve this. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own ] or "Eat Pray Love".
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Jenny
Fuck.
Kristin
What?
Jenny
Eat, Pray, *Fuck*. Say it.
Kristin
What? Eat, Pray - Fuck?
Jenny
Eat! Pray! Fuck!
Kristin
Jesus. Eat, Pray, Fuck.
Kristin
Eat, Pray, *Fuck*!
Jenny
Louder. Fuck the Vagina!
Kristin
Eat, Pray, Fuck!
Kristin and Jenny
Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck!
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