Spencer Charters Quotes

Cornelia van Gorder We'll get to the bottom of this. I've sent for detectives.

The Caretaker Detectives won't do no good. The entire police force won't do no good. They can't stop ghosts.

Cornelia van Gorder Who did that?

The Caretaker I don't know... this house gets on my nerves, they won't let me sleep.

Lizzie Allen Don't trust him, caretaker means servant... Bat!

Cornelia van Gorder Who won't let you sleep?

The Caretaker The ghosts... he slams doors, and there's no one there to slam them... he opens windows, and I can't see nothing... he rolls things down the stairs, and there's no one there to make them roll... that ain't all, he whispers to me, from behind the wall. Listen, he's here again... stay here long enough, you'll see.

Lizzie Allen Let's go back to the city.

Innkeeper And that patch over his eye - I bet he lost it trying to see something that was none of his business.

Jesse James We don't want no trouble.

Minister Trouble? Why, son, you're as welcome as rain to the flowers. Do you realize, boy, that I had a farm giving nine hundred bushels of corn... until that railroad had taken it from me? Why, I'd given up preaching... and was making an honest living off of the land, until that dad-swinged railroad swindled me out of my own home. By golly, son, do you know I had a big house... two barns... three outhouses... until that gold-danged railroad hornswoggled me!