Memorable Quotes from Spike Jonze
2 quotesTent Confusion Among Soldiers
Archie Gates
Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?
Chief Elgin
No, sir.
Gates
Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the nose and throat tent.
Troy Barlow
Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
Gates
Captain of proctologists?
Conrad Vig
What's a proctologist, sir?
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Casual Banter Among Characters
Troy Barlow
Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
Conrad Vig
Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon.
Chief Elgin
Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
Barlow
He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
Vig
Don't tell people that.
Elgin
I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand Nigger from him or anybody else.
Vig
Captain uses those terms.
Barlow
That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes.
Elgin
Exactly!
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