The Three Musketeers - Tensions Rise at a Social Gathering
Rochefort: [to d'Artagnan]
If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking at you.
Buckingham:
If anyone should try to follow us, would you be so good as to kill him? Thank you.
M. Bonancieux:
Well, I don't want to be sent to the Bastille, me, because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture, operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people!
Partygoer: [Of the wine fountain at the King's soirée]
Keep going, Reggie, it's filling up!
Cardinal's Guard: [D'Artagnan has just torn a carpet in an attempt to trip the guards]
He's torn our carpet!
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