Memorable Quotes from Spike Milligan
1 quoteTensions Rise at a Social Gathering
Rochefort
If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking at you.
[to d'Artagnan]
Buckingham
If anyone should try to follow us, would you be so good as to kill him? Thank you.
M. Bonancieux
Well, I don't want to be sent to the Bastille, me, because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture, operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people!
Partygoer
Keep going, Reggie, it's filling up!
[Of the wine fountain at the King's soirée]
Cardinal's Guard
He's torn our carpet!
[D'Artagnan has just torn a carpet in an attempt to trip the guards]
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