Stacey DashQuotes

Cher: I've got an idea. Let's do a makeover!

Tai: No. No.

Dionne: Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover. Okay, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.

Cher: Please?

Tai: Sure. Why not? Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before.

Murray: Woman, lend me five dollars.

Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman"!

Murray: Excuse me, Miss Dionne.

Dionne: Thank you.

Murray: [hops away] Okay, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily misogynistic undertone.

Tai: Wow! You guys talk like grown-ups.

Cher: Oh, well, this is a really good school.

Tai: I could really use some sort of a herbal refreshment.

Dionne: [[w:Coca-Cola|Coke] Oh, well, we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have ] and stuff.

Tai: [[w:Cocaine|coke] No shit! You guys got ] here?

Dionne: Well, yeah.

Cher: Yeah, this is America.

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Ms. Stoeger: Dionne, you're up.

Dionne: Uh, no. Ms. Stoeger, I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings.

Cher: Would you call me selfish?

Dionne: No. Not to your face.

Dionne: [[w:Shakespeare's sonnets|Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade.] ]" Phat! Did you write that?

Cher: Duh, it's, like, a famous quote.

Dionne: From where?

Cher: [[w:CliffsNotes|Cliff's Notes] ].

Cher: [looking at Dionne's hat; [Dr. Seuss] Shopping with ]?

Dionne: [picks up Cher's backpack] Well, at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpack.

Cher: It's faux!