Batman - Unlikely Alliances Threaten Gotham City
Commissioner Gordon:
Penguin, Joker, Riddler...and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate.
Batman:
We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over-
Chief O'Hara:
Take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
Batman:
Any two of them would try that!
Commissioner Gordon:
The whole country?
Batman:
If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be...the entire world.
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Batman - Request to Remove Batman's Mask
Miss Kitka:
If you please, to take off the mask to give the better picture?
Commissioner Gordon:
Great Scott! Batman take off his mask?
Chief O'Hara:
The woman must be mad!
Batman:
Please...Chief O'Hara...all of you. This young lady is a stranger to our shores. Her request is not unnatural, however, impossible to grant.
Miss Kitka:
Impossible?
Batman:
Indeed. If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities would be revealed.
Commissioner Gordon:
Completely destroying their value as ace crimefighters.
Chief O'Hara:
Sure, ma'am. Not even Commisioner Gordon and meself know who they really are.
Robin:
In fact, our own relatives we live with don't know.
Miss Kitka:
But your so curious costumes...
Robin:
Don't be put off by them, ma'am. Underneath this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans.
Miss Kitka:
You are like the masked vigilantes in the Westerns, no?
Commissioner Gordon:
Certainly not! Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law.
Robin:
Support your police! That's our message!
Batman:
Well said, Robin...and no better way to end this press conference...thank you, and good day.
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