High Plains Drifter - Free Whiskey and Community Contributions
Lutie Naylor: [the stranger has bought a round for the house]
Let's see, one round for the house plus the smoke; that comes to about eight dollars and fifty cents.
Sheriff Dan Shaw: [chuckling]
There's no charge Lutie; you were at the meeting, anything he wants.
Lutie Naylor:
I didn't know that mean free whiskey!
Sheriff Dan Shaw:
Everybody's got to put something in the kitty.
The Stranger: [Reaches over a takes off Shaw's badge and pins it on Mordecai]
Bout time this town had a new sheriff.
Mordacai:
I'm the new sheriff! … I'm the new sheriff!
Mayor Jason Hobart: [laughing]
I'm sorry, Dan; but you should have seen the look on your face when he took off your badge and pinned it on the runt.
Mordacai:
I'm not a runt anymore; I'm the new sheriff!
The Stranger: [reaches over and takes off the mayor's hat and puts it on Mordecai]
And the mayor. Any objections?
Mayor Jason Hobart:
Uh, no.
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What's Up, Doc? - Fritz's Declaration of Identity
Fritz:
There is no Hans. There is only me, Fritz.
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What's Up, Doc? - Expressions of Affection and Pursuit
Fritz:
You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you had followed her all evening, and you will make passionate love to her.
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What's Up, Doc? - Fear of Tile Among Snakes
Fritz:
Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of tile.
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Jeremiah Johnson - Critique of Campsite Selection
Del Gue: [to Jeremiah amidst his ongoing fight with the Crows]
I cannot brag on your choice of campsites.
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Jeremiah Johnson - Embracing the Spirit of the Wilderness
Del Gue:
“I ain’t never seen ’em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills and the Alps is for children to climb. Keep good care of your hair. These here is God’s finest sculpturins and there ain’t no laws for the brave ones. And there ain’t no asylums for the crazy ones. And there ain’t no churches excepting for this right here. And there ain’t no priests excepting the birds. By God I are a mountain man and I’ll live until an arrow or a bullet finds me and then I’ll leave my bones right here on this great map of the magnificent…
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Jeremiah Johnson - Complex Morality in Trading Relationships
Del Gue: [to Jeremiah at his wedding]
You can take her to Fort Hauley and sell her, but you best take her my friend. Maybe she ain't near bad.
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Jeremiah Johnson - Cultural Identity and Personal Beliefs in Conflict
Del Gue:
He may be a Christian and speak of the bible, but he still an Indian, and his rules is his rules. If you value your hair, you will get married!
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Jeremiah Johnson - Consequences of Rejecting a Gift
Del Gue: [to Jeremiah]
You turn down this gift, and they'll slit you, me, Caleb and the horses from crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler!
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Jeremiah Johnson - Unexpected Encounters in the Wilderness
Del Gue: [to Jeremiah after slipping fresh scalps onto his pack horse in face of approaching Indians]
I didn't know they was gonna be Flatheads.
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Jeremiah Johnson - Recognition of Hatchet Jack's Rifle
Del Gue:
Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
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Jeremiah Johnson - Appreciation for a Good Horse
Del Gue:
There's a fine horse under me.
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Jeremiah Johnson - Perspective on Past and Present Actions
Del Gue: [to Jeremiah at first meeting, when Del was buried up to his neck in sand]
No one's passed in front of me, can't say what's happened behind me.
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