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Stephen Geoffreys Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Stephen Geoffreys

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Planning a Confrontation Against a Neighbor
Evil Ed Wow... what's all this for?
[finds Charlie's room full of lit candles, garlic, and crosses]
Charley Brewster Self defense, not that I think I'll need it. He'll be dead before nightfall.
[sharpening a stake]
Amy Peterson Who will be?
Charley Brewster Dandridge, I'm waiting for the guy he lives with to leave, then I'll go next door, find his coffin, and pound this through his heart.
Amy Peterson That's murder, Charlie!
Charley Brewster You can't murder a vampire, Amy, he's already dead, remember? Listen, I just taped this.
Evil Ed Amy, what're we gonna do? This is just like Fright Night!
[teasingly]
Newscaster Now for the 2 o clock news. Another body of a young woman was discovered early this morning in back of the Sheridan mall.
[playback on tape]
Charley Brewster You see that? I don't have any choice. Somebody has to stop him.
[shuts off tape]
Amy Peterson Charlie it's... it's gonna be dangerous going in that house all alone, isn't it? I mean you're gonna need all the help you can get, right? Somebody like Peter Vincent for instance?
Evil Ed Yeah!
Charley Brewster I tried him already.
Amy Peterson Well, why don't you let us try him again before you do anything?
Charley Brewster There's NOT enough time, Amy!
Amy Peterson Well what happens if you go into that house alone, and he gets you? Who's gonna stop him then?
Evil Ed Yeah, then he'll be able to suck his way through the entire town... but it wouldn't be much of a loss.
Amy Peterson Charlie, it's gonna be dark soon, and you don't want to go into that house then, do you?
Charley Brewster No, no you're right there. Alright, try him again.
Amy Peterson Alright, now you promise you're not gonna do anything until you hear from us, okay?
Amy Peterson Okay, come on!
Charley Brewster Amy, you don't believe me, do you?
Amy Peterson Charley, I love you.
Debate on Vampires and Safety Concerns
Evil Ed Hey, let's cut through.
[sees an alley]
Charley Brewster Hey! No way Come on, we want people and lights. The more, the better.
Evil Ed Ah, listen, Brewster, vampires don't exist. Haven't you gotten that through your thick head yet?
Charley Brewster What if you're wrong, Evil? What if Dandrige is a vampire and he thinks you know it? Would you walk down that alley then?
Evil Ed Oh, fuck you, Brewster.
Charley Brewster All right. Look. Come on, please just stick with us, all right?
Evil Ed Forget it. You may be chicken shit but I'm not.
Amy What do we do?
Charley Brewster Let him go. No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.
Evil" Ed Thompson AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Charley and Amy run back to "Evil" Ed]
Charley Brewster Jesus, I warned him!