Memorable Quotes from Stephen Marcus
3 quotesNegotiating the Value of an Expensive Deal
Nick the Greek
What else do I get with it?
[haggling with Tom]
Tom
You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Nick the Greek
Dunno, Tom. Seems expensive.
Tom
Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is a 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek
All right, all right, keep your Alans on!
Nick the Greek
Here's a ton.
Tom and Eddie
Jesus Christ!
Eddie
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Tom
Not when the price is 200 pounds, it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt, you are. Now, come on, let me feel the fiber of your fabric.
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Unexpected Events on Hogswatchnight
Man
Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!
Twyla
Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.
Mr. Teatime
(About Banjo) What is this? Does it do tricks? (Laughs) It looks like a volcano.
Ridcully
In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight. It's just not natural. I'd have been sick twice by now...
Mr. Sideney
It's a very enemy-friendly spell. Sir.
Mr. Brown
There you are, I've unlocked it. (Banjo pushes the door in) And Banjo's opened it.
Banjo
(flinging Mr. Teatime toward a fatal fall) No pulling girls hair. That's bad!
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Encounter with President Taft at the Event
Eddie Lowery
Hey, Francis, who's that fat guy?
Francis Ouimet
Oh, my God. That's President Taft.
Eddie Lowery
You mean the United States President Taft?
[excitedly]
Eddie Lowery
How ya doin', Mr. President?
[waving]
Harry Vardon
How'd you sleep?
Ted Ray
Like a baby, woke up every 2 hours and cried.
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