The Greatest Game Ever Played - Encounter with President Taft at the Event
Eddie Lowery:
Hey, Francis, who's that fat guy?
Francis Ouimet:
Oh, my God. That's President Taft.
Eddie Lowery: [excitedly]
You mean the United States President Taft?
Eddie Lowery: [waving]
How ya doin', Mr. President?
Harry Vardon:
How'd you sleep?
Ted Ray:
Like a baby, woke up every 2 hours and cried.
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Hogfather - Unexpected Events on Hogswatchnight
Man:
Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!
Twyla:
Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.
Mr. Teatime:
(About Banjo) What is this? Does it do tricks? (Laughs) It looks like a volcano.
Ridcully:
In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight. It's just not natural. I'd have been sick twice by now...
Mr. Sideney:
It's a very enemy-friendly spell. Sir.
Mr. Brown:
There you are, I've unlocked it. (Banjo pushes the door in) And Banjo's opened it.
Banjo:
(flinging Mr. Teatime toward a fatal fall) No pulling girls hair. That's bad!
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Negotiating the Value of an Expensive Deal
Nick the Greek: [haggling with Tom]
What else do I get with it?
Tom:
You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Nick the Greek:
Dunno, Tom. Seems expensive.
Tom:
Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is a 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek:
All right, all right, keep your Alans on!
Nick the Greek:
Here's a ton.
Tom and Eddie:
Jesus Christ!
Eddie:
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek:
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Tom:
Not when the price is 200 pounds, it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt, you are. Now, come on, let me feel the fiber of your fabric.
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