Memorable Quotes from Stephen Mendillo
1 quoteStruggle with Personal Image and Contracts
Jim Ahern
I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.
Joe McGrath
Have you seen Reg or Braden?
Jim Ahern
Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right?
Joe McGrath
Have you seen Dunlop or Braden–
Johnny Upton
I'm gonna flash em, Joe!
Joe McGrath
Aw, now, son...
Johnny Upton
I'm gonna walk down that stinkin aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at em!
Joe McGrath
You will not.
Johhny Upton
Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your fucking fashion shows.
Joe McGrath
It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.
Johnny Upton
I'm gonna wiggle it at em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin for the exits!
Announcer
Ensemble #8, as we watch Chiefs defenseman, Johnny Upton, modelling #8...
Joe McGrath
Joe McGrath, just checking on Dunlop–
[on the phone]
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