Slap Shot - Struggle with Personal Image and Contracts
Jim Ahern:
I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.
Joe McGrath:
Have you seen Reg or Braden?
Jim Ahern:
Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right?
Joe McGrath:
Have you seen Dunlop or Braden–
Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna flash em, Joe!
Joe McGrath:
Aw, now, son...
Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna walk down that stinkin aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at em!
Joe McGrath:
You will not.
Johhny Upton:
Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your fucking fashion shows.
Joe McGrath:
It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.
Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna wiggle it at em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin for the exits!
Announcer:
Ensemble #8, as we watch Chiefs defenseman, Johnny Upton, modelling #8...
Joe McGrath: [on the phone]
Joe McGrath, just checking on Dunlop–
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