Brassed Off - Unity and Struggle on the Picket Line
Women on picket line: [chanting]
The miners, united, will never be defeated.
Andy:
Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie:
Can they do that, women?
Andy:
What?
Ernie:
Piss in the wind.
Jim:
No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie:
No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim:
All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy:
Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil:
Fart in a force ten?
Jim:
By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry:
Steady lads. My missus does that.
Harry:
You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!
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Brassed Off - Priorities Beyond Passion for the Band
Phil:
I love the band - we all do - but there's other things in life, you know, that's more important.
Danny:
Not in mine there isn't.
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Brassed Off - Family Dynamics in a Hospital Setting
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Brassed Off - Questioning Intentions and Actions in Crisis
Phil: [as Mr. Chuckles, about God; [John Lennon; [Margaret Thatcher|Margaret bloody Thatcher]
What's He doing? He can take ]. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And ] lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?
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Brassed Off - A Satirical Take on Political Creation
Phil: [as Mr. Chuckles]
So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.
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