Memorable Quotes from Stephen Tompkinson
5 quotesFamily Dynamics in a Hospital Setting
Nurse
Is this man bothering you?
Phil
Course he is. He's me dad.
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Unity and Struggle on the Picket Line
Women on picket line
The miners, united, will never be defeated.
[chanting]
Andy
Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie
Can they do that, women?
Andy
What?
Ernie
Piss in the wind.
Jim
No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie
No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim
All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy
Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil
Fart in a force ten?
Jim
By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry
Steady lads. My missus does that.
Harry
You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!
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Questioning Intentions and Actions in Crisis
Phil
What's He doing? He can take ]. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And ] lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?
[as Mr. Chuckles, about God; [John Lennon; [Margaret Thatcher|Margaret bloody Thatcher]
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Priorities Beyond Passion for the Band
Phil
I love the band - we all do - but there's other things in life, you know, that's more important.
Danny
Not in mine there isn't.
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A Satirical Take on Political Creation
Phil
So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.
[as Mr. Chuckles]
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