Layer Cake - The Dark Side of the Business
Jimmy Price:
You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.
Cody:
Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.
Shanks:
Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching em back to his boss.
Gene:
If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.
Dragan:
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
Duke:
Oh, you give a fuckin aspirin a headache, pal!
Tammy:
I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?
Crazy Larry:
Fucking females is for poofs!
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