Cocoon - Lost at sea during the night
Jack Bonner: [after leaping off his boat and swimming away from the Antereans, then stopping to review his situation]
I'm in the water... far from shore. It's at night... and they have my boat.... Shit.
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Cocoon - A Lighthearted Comment on Attraction
Jack Bonner:
I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! Cause I really like skin on a woman!
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Cocoon - Confrontation Over Money on the Boat
Jack Bonner:
Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not talking half the money.
Passenger:
Alright then, give it back.
Jack Bonner:
Hey, what are you... Just... Get your ass off my boat, man. Get your ass off my boat. Do you believe this? And, take your embarrassing beach towel with you.
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Cocoon - Diverse Encounters Amidst Unexpected Challenges
Jack Bonner: [has just discovered the aliens and is trying to escape by trying to start his boat]
I've had all kinds of people on this boat. All races, all nationalities, all creeds. Oh my God, I can't believe it won't start!
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Cocoon - Humorous Take on Awkward Situations
Jack Bonner:
If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man!
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Cocoon - Accusation of Extraterrestrial Honesty
Jack Bonner:
I wouldn't accuse you of dishonesty! I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!
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Casper: A Spirited Beginning - Imagination and Maturity: A Call to Grow Up
Tim Carson:
That's it! You have a overactive imagination, it is time to grow up!
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Cocoon: The Return - Affectionate Remark About an Alien Friend
Jack Bonner:
You're my favorite Martian.
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The Day After - Concern Amidst Chaos in Lawrence
Denise Dahlberg: [[w:University of Kansas|University of Kansas]
You attend the ] in Lawrence? Do you know Bruce Gallatin? He's my fiancee. He's a senior over there.
Stephen Klein:
No.
Denise Dahlberg:
But you're from Lawrence, so that must mean that Bruce is all right.
Stephen Klein:
Well...I don't know what happened to Lawrence. I was pretty close to Harrisonville when it all started. There must have been five or six of those mushroom cloud explosions to the north in and around Kansas City, and... a whole string of them to the south.
Jim Dahlberg:
They must have hit every missile silo from Sedalia to Eldorado Springs.
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The Day After - The Invisible Threat Surrounding Us
Stephen Klein: [[w:X-ray|X-ray; [Cell (biology)|cells; [animals]
You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us. It's goin through you like an ]. Right into your ]! What do you think killed all these ]!?
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It Takes Two - The Role of Luck in Success
Roger Callaway:
I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck.
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Short Circuit - Charity Decisions by a Priest, Minister, and Rabbi
Newton Crosby: [tells a joke to Number 5; [golf; [charity; [money; [God]
There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing ], and they're trying to decide how much to give to ]. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the ] way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minister says, "No. We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever ] wants, he keeps!
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Short Circuit - Unintended Purpose of Technological Creation
Newton Crosby:
Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.
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