Lethal Weapon 2 - Babysitting a Key Witness in Protective Custody
Captain Murphy:
I got something special for you boys. A guy by the name of Getz, Leo Getz has been placed in protective custody. And you two guys are gonna babysit him until Washington sends out the feds.
Riggs:
How long?
Captain Murphy:
Soon as all the red tape is processed. Couple, three days. This guy Getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquiry. Drugs, laundered money, et cetera, et cetera. This is not a shit assignment.
Riggs:
Yes, it is.
Captain Murphy:
No, it isn’t.
Murtaugh: [coughs from Riggs' smoke]
It is.
Captain Murphy:
It isn’t.
Murtaugh:
Captain, it’s a shit assignment.
Captain Murphy:
Shut up, the both of ya.
Captain Murphy:
I guaranteed this guy’s safety.
Murtaugh:
Why us?
Captain Murphy:
Because you two are the most qualified for the job. And, after last night, you could use the break.
Murtaugh:
I can handle last night.
Riggs:
What are we supposed to do with him?
Captain Murphy:
How the hell should I know? Take him to Disneyland.
Riggs:
Oh, this stinks. This stinks. This stinks!
Captain Murphy:
I don’t give a fuck, Riggs. That’s why I don’t have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don’t give a fuck." Now here’s where he’s staying. It’s a nice hotel; all the expenses are being picked up by the Justice Dept, so enjoy yourselves. And Riggs, one more thing!
Riggs: [turns back]
What?
Captain Murphy: [tosses him a small "no smoking" sign]
You know what that says?
Riggs: [points to the larger sign next to him on the door, smirking; throws the small placard back and walks out]
Yeah, yeah, same thing as that. But I don’t give a fuck.
Murtaugh: [wafts the smoke away from him]
You’re lucky. I have to live with that.
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Lethal Weapon 2 - A Bet on the Driver's Choice
Cavanaugh:
20 bucks on Riggs and Murtaugh.
Cop #2:
Who’s driving?
Captain Murphy:
Murtaugh. In his wife’s station wagon.
Cop #2:
I'll take that bet!
Cavanaugh:
I knew nothing about the wife’s station wagon. Bet’s off!
Captain Murphy:
Hey! Shut up!
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