Disturbing Behavior - Dorian's Unconventional Approach to Pest Control
Dorian:
Evening, Officer!
Officer Cox:
What are you doing?
Dorian:
Oh, I'm getting rid of rats! The pink-eyed vermin can't see for spit!
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