Memorable Quotes from Steven Weber
5 quotesA Difficult Decision in a Dire Situation
Jonathan Harker
Oh, this is horrid. Is there no other way?
[having just been told to drive a stake into Lucy]
Van Helsing
Well, we could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears.
Jonathan Harker
...Give me the stake. No. No, I can't... you do it.
Van Helsing
It must be done by one who loved her in life.
Jonathan Harker
I only liked her!
Van Helsing
Close enough!
Van Helsing
One, two—WAIT! NOW!
[Van Helsing slinks back behind a pillar]
Jonathan Harker
Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!
Van Helsing
She just ate!
Jonathan Harker
Ah! She-she's still moving!
Van Helsing
Hit her again!
Jonathan Harker
Oh no... I can't...
Van Helsing
How much blood can she have left?
Van Helsing
She's almost dead!
Jonathan Harker
She's dead enough. Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van Helsing
Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!
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Discussion on the Existence of Vampires
Van Helsing
What we are dealing with here is... a VAMPIRE!
Dr. Seward
Vampire?
Jonathan Harker
Vampire? What are you saying?
Van Helsing
I'm saying, vampire!
Dr. Seward
But professor, modern sciences don't admit to such a fanciful creature!
Van Helsing
Modern sciences pish posh! She has lost a great deal of blood, ja?
Jonathan Harker
Ja...
Van Helsing
Well look! where did all the blood go? Look at the sheets, the pillowcase, her nightgown! Do you see anything? How does your modern science explain zhat? Can you explain zhat? Can you explain zhat?
[walks to Lucy's bedside]
Dr. Seward
I can't explain zhat.
Jonathan Harker
I can't explain zhat.
Van Helsing
NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN ZHAT!
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A Discussion on Health and Emotion
Dr. Seward
Would an enema help?
Jonathan Harker
She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?
[watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone]
Nurse
Well done, doctor! Ten out of ten!
[Upon seeing the unconscious medical students on the floor]
Jonathan Harker
Oh yes, my dear. The Opera is astonishing. The music is fraught with love, hate, sensuality, and unbridled passion... all the things in my life that I've managed to suppress.
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Revelation of the Undead in Dracula
Jonathan Harker
Oh, God... she's dead now.
[Entering Lucy's crypt and seeing her body]
Van Helsing
No, she's not!
Jonathan Harker
She's alive?
Van Helsing
She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker
She's Italian?
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Desires Clash in Life and Death
Lucy Westenra
I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker
But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra
I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker
Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
Lucy Westenra
Jonathan, let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy...
Jonathan Harker
But, Lucy! I'm British!
Lucy Westenra
So are these!
Jonathan Harker
Lucy!
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