Dracula: Dead and Loving It - A Difficult Decision in a Dire Situation
Jonathan Harker: [having just been told to drive a stake into Lucy]
Oh, this is horrid. Is there no other way?
Van Helsing:
Well, we could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears.
Jonathan Harker:
...Give me the stake. No. No, I can't... you do it.
Van Helsing:
It must be done by one who loved her in life.
Jonathan Harker:
I only liked her!
Van Helsing:
Close enough!
Van Helsing: [Van Helsing slinks back behind a pillar]
One, two—WAIT! NOW!
Jonathan Harker:
Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!
Van Helsing:
She just ate!
Jonathan Harker:
Ah! She-she's still moving!
Van Helsing:
Hit her again!
Jonathan Harker:
Oh no... I can't...
Van Helsing:
How much blood can she have left?
Van Helsing:
She's almost dead!
Jonathan Harker:
She's dead enough. Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van Helsing:
Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It - Desires Clash in Life and Death
Lucy Westenra:
I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker:
But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra:
I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker:
Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
Lucy Westenra:
Jonathan, let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy...
Jonathan Harker:
But, Lucy! I'm British!
Lucy Westenra:
So are these!
Jonathan Harker:
Lucy!
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It - Revelation of the Undead in Dracula
Jonathan Harker: [Entering Lucy's crypt and seeing her body]
Oh, God... she's dead now.
Van Helsing:
No, she's not!
Jonathan Harker:
She's alive?
Van Helsing:
She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker:
She's Italian?
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It - Discussion on the Existence of Vampires
Van Helsing:
What we are dealing with here is... a VAMPIRE!
Dr. Seward:
Vampire?
Jonathan Harker:
Vampire? What are you saying?
Van Helsing:
I'm saying, vampire!
Dr. Seward:
But professor, modern sciences don't admit to such a fanciful creature!
Van Helsing:
Modern sciences pish posh! She has lost a great deal of blood, ja?
Jonathan Harker:
Ja...
Van Helsing: [walks to Lucy's bedside]
Well look! where did all the blood go? Look at the sheets, the pillowcase, her nightgown! Do you see anything? How does your modern science explain zhat? Can you explain zhat? Can you explain zhat?
Dr. Seward:
I can't explain zhat.
Jonathan Harker:
I can't explain zhat.
Van Helsing:
NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN ZHAT!
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It - A Discussion on Health and Emotion
Dr. Seward:
Would an enema help?
Jonathan Harker: [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone]
She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?
Nurse: [Upon seeing the unconscious medical students on the floor]
Well done, doctor! Ten out of ten!
Jonathan Harker:
Oh yes, my dear. The Opera is astonishing. The music is fraught with love, hate, sensuality, and unbridled passion... all the things in my life that I've managed to suppress.
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