Memorable Quotes from Steven Williams
8 quotesA Challenge of Words and Responses
Robert Campbell
I'm going to say two words to you, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Creighton Duke
Okay.
Robert Campbell
Are you ready?
Creighton Duke
Shoot.
Robert Campbell
Jason Voorhees.
Creighton Duke
Well, that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
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Improvised Recipes and Awkward Encounters
Jenny Myer
I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
[ladling an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates]
Barney Rubble
Hey there, Lane. I know this is a little awkward, me being a cartoon and all, I was just wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth?
[on TV; laughs]
Tree Trimmer
Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.
[After Lane falls into a dump truck when trying to commit suicide off of a bridge]
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Menu Order from Creighton Duke
Creighton Duke
I'll take a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
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Confronting Jason's Dark Legacy
Creighton Duke
It was Jason that killed Diana.
Steven Freeman
What did you say?
Creighton Duke
There's only one way to put an end to that devil and they don't know the way.
Steven Freeman
And you do? Tell me.
Creighton Duke
Information like that is very expensive.
Steven Freeman
What's your price?
Creighton Duke
I think you're too much of a coward to afford it.
Steven Freeman
Try me.
Creighton Duke
Give me your hand.
Steven Freeman
What?
Creighton Duke
Your hand. Give it to me. See, everything and everyone has a price. And the cost of this is very, very high. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman
What's the price?
Creighton Duke
Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman
Yes.
Steven Freeman
Oh, dammit!
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The Key to Defeating Jason Voorhees
Creighton Duke
The only way to kill Jason Voorhees is to destroy his heart. And there's only one person who can do that now that Diana's dead. Her daughter.
Steven Freeman
Jessica?
Creighton Duke
And he will try to get to her before she can get to him.
Steven Freeman
What does he want?
Creighton Duke
Same thing he wanted her mother for.
Steven Freeman
What?
Creighton Duke
You want information? You gotta pay.
Steven Freeman
Come on.
Creighton Duke
Your hand. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman
Yes.
Creighton Duke
Are you sure?
Steven Freeman
Yes.
Steven Freeman
Oh, jeez!
Creighton Duke
Those FBI idiots destroyed Jason's body, so now he needs a new one. The ones he's jumping in and out of, they can't last. They get diseased, he gets weak. Jason needs to be reborn again and he needs Jessica to do it.
Steven Freeman
Why Jessica?
Creighton Duke
Now, see, that is a very, very expensive question, boy. And I don't think you've got what it takes to pay the price.
Steven Freeman
Tell me.
Creighton Duke
This one's on the house. In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die. Jason had a sister, your girlfriend's mother, Diana. Now that she's dead, he has only two blood relatives left in the world with the power to kill him or make him reborn: Jessica and her baby.
Steven Freeman
I've gotta get out of here, gotta protect them.
Creighton Duke
The only way to do that is to kill Jason, and you can't, but Jessica can. Tell Jessica about her birthright. Make her believe you. Go to the Voorhees house. Find proof. Because if you don't, Jason will kill her. And your baby.
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Defiance in Uncertainty
Creighton Duke
I don't think so.
[after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead]
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Claiming Affection Amid Rivalry
Sheriff Ed Landis
That's my lady you're talking about.
Creighton Duke
Well, now, see, she is only your lady cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
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Confronting Dark Secrets of the Voorhees Family
Steven Freeman
Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke
No...
Steven Freeman
Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
Creighton Duke
Oh, my God...
[The reincarnated Jason bursts through the floor behind them]
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