Better Off Dead... - Improvised Recipes and Awkward Encounters
Jenny Myer: [ladling an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates]
I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
Barney Rubble: [on TV; laughs]
Hey there, Lane. I know this is a little awkward, me being a cartoon and all, I was just wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth?
Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck when trying to commit suicide off of a bridge]
Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - The Key to Defeating Jason Voorhees
Creighton Duke:
The only way to kill Jason Voorhees is to destroy his heart. And there's only one person who can do that now that Diana's dead. Her daughter.
Steven Freeman:
Jessica?
Creighton Duke:
And he will try to get to her before she can get to him.
Steven Freeman:
What does he want?
Creighton Duke:
Same thing he wanted her mother for.
Steven Freeman:
What?
Creighton Duke:
You want information? You gotta pay.
Steven Freeman:
Come on.
Creighton Duke:
Your hand. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman:
Yes.
Creighton Duke:
Are you sure?
Steven Freeman:
Yes.
Steven Freeman:
Oh, jeez!
Creighton Duke:
Those FBI idiots destroyed Jason's body, so now he needs a new one. The ones he's jumping in and out of, they can't last. They get diseased, he gets weak. Jason needs to be reborn again and he needs Jessica to do it.
Steven Freeman:
Why Jessica?
Creighton Duke:
Now, see, that is a very, very expensive question, boy. And I don't think you've got what it takes to pay the price.
Steven Freeman:
Tell me.
Creighton Duke:
This one's on the house. In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die. Jason had a sister, your girlfriend's mother, Diana. Now that she's dead, he has only two blood relatives left in the world with the power to kill him or make him reborn: Jessica and her baby.
Steven Freeman:
I've gotta get out of here, gotta protect them.
Creighton Duke:
The only way to do that is to kill Jason, and you can't, but Jessica can. Tell Jessica about her birthright. Make her believe you. Go to the Voorhees house. Find proof. Because if you don't, Jason will kill her. And your baby.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - Confronting Jason's Dark Legacy
Creighton Duke:
It was Jason that killed Diana.
Steven Freeman:
What did you say?
Creighton Duke:
There's only one way to put an end to that devil and they don't know the way.
Steven Freeman:
And you do? Tell me.
Creighton Duke:
Information like that is very expensive.
Steven Freeman:
What's your price?
Creighton Duke:
I think you're too much of a coward to afford it.
Steven Freeman:
Try me.
Creighton Duke:
Give me your hand.
Steven Freeman:
What?
Creighton Duke:
Your hand. Give it to me. See, everything and everyone has a price. And the cost of this is very, very high. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman:
What's the price?
Creighton Duke:
Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman:
Yes.
Steven Freeman:
Oh, dammit!
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - Confronting Dark Secrets of the Voorhees Family
Steven Freeman:
Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke:
No...
Steven Freeman:
Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
Creighton Duke: [The reincarnated Jason bursts through the floor behind them]
Oh, my God...
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - Claiming Affection Amid Rivalry
Sheriff Ed Landis:
That's my lady you're talking about.
Creighton Duke:
Well, now, see, she is only your lady cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - A Challenge of Words and Responses
Robert Campbell:
I'm going to say two words to you, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Creighton Duke:
Okay.
Robert Campbell:
Are you ready?
Creighton Duke:
Shoot.
Robert Campbell:
Jason Voorhees.
Creighton Duke:
Well, that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - Defiance in Uncertainty
Creighton Duke: [after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead]
I don't think so.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - Menu Order from Creighton Duke
Creighton Duke:
I'll take a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
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