Stuart Stone Biography
Stuart Stone (born November 17, 1980), more commonly referred to as Stu Stone, is a Canadian actor and rapper. He is most well known for his voiceover work on the cartoon The Magic School Bus, where he voiced Ralphie Tennelli from 1994 to 1997, as well as Jamie Kennedy's Blowin' Up, a 2006 reality show documenting he and friend comedian Jamie Kennedy's making of a rap album.
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Casual Conversation About Preferences and Humor
Sean Smith:
Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:Smurfette|Smurfette]
Well we gotta find ourselves a ].
Sean Smith:
Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: [gulps beer]
Mmm-hmm . Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Sean Smith: [nods agreement]
Hmm.
Donnie:
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:The Smurfs|Smurfs; [W:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other ]. Why do you think ] made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: [[W:Vanity Smurf|Vanity; [Homosexuality|homosexual]
No, no, no, not ]. I heard he was a ].
Ronald Fisher:
Okay well you know what then, she fucks them while Vanity watches, okay?
Sean Smith:
Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:group sex|gangbang; [Masturbation|beats off]
Yeah. What he does: He films the ], later on...he ] to the tape.
Donnie: [earnestly; [W:Gargamel|Gargamel; [goodness; [W:asexuality|asexual; [Human penis|dick]
First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - ] did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming ] of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are ], th-they don't even have... reproductive organs under those little... white... pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a ]?
Sean Smith: [sighs]
Dammit, Donnie, wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?
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