Sunshine Parker Quotes

Cowboy Guy I was in Paris once with my wife... boy am I glad she's dead.

Gary Cooper Hi, I'm Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that's dead.

Lance Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.

Lance's frat brother Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.