The Sure Thing - Miles for a Night of Connection
Cowboy Guy:
I was in Paris once with my wife... boy am I glad she's dead.
Gary Cooper:
Hi, I'm Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that's dead.
Lance:
Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.
Lance's frat brother:
Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.
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