Female Trouble - The Importance of Hair and Beauty
Concetta: [consoling Dawn]
Just get your hair done. That's what I always do when I get depressed.
Dawn Davenport:
Maybe I will.
Concetta:
I'll tell ya, the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let, well, you know, "special" girls in. You have to audition to even get your hair done!
Chicklette:
AND, there's this guy that does hair there, MMMM MMMM. I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.
Concetta:
Yeah, Gator's his name, and you know what? He lives right next door.
Dawn Davenport:
Wonder what HIS story is? Maybe he's a...CHUBBY CHASER!
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