Memorable Quotes from Susan Willis
2 quotesHousehold Chaos and Misunderstandings Unfold
Bob's mother
Is it that time of the month?
Mrs. Trumper
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
Ute
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
Garcia
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
Mrs. Trumper
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
Ute
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!
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Miscommunication About a Phone Call
Bob
Hey! NO, NO! NO! I'm expecting a phone call. Thank You. Thanks a lot. Thanks everybody, I really appreciate this. Also, uh if I... lose consciousness or black out or something explodes, would you tell Dr. Marvin when he calls that I was here...
[to customer; Calmly; The customer hangs up; to everyone else]
Mrs. Guttman
Dr. Leo Marvin?
Bob
Do you know him?
Mr. Guttman
Yeah. He bought our dream house. We worked a lifetime to save for a down payment.
Mrs. Guttman
And he swooped down with his bag full of money, and grabbed it out from under us. Son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman
She never says that.
Mrs. Guttman
Stay as far away from him as possible.
Bob
Well, that'll be easy. He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.
Mr. Guttman
He won't see you? Well, we'll show you where he lives.
Bob
You will?
Mrs. Guttman
The son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman
She never says that.
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