A Dirty Shame - Understanding Embarrassment and Stigma in Family Dynamics
Big Ethel:
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?!
Vaughn:
It's a disease, Big Ethel.
Big Ethel:
Bein a whore is a disease?!
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A Dirty Shame - Decency Rally Sparks Controversy Among Residents
Big Ethel:
We're having a decency rally.
Resident:
You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks home!
Big Ethel:
That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
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A Dirty Shame - Morning Conversations About Adult Themes
Vaughn:
Good morning Big Ethel.
Big Ethel:
What's good about a morning with dildos in it?
Shopper:
Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra!
Big Ethel:
Oh you poor thing!
Shopper:
Every minute he wants it!
Marge:
He has no right to be that hard!
Shopper:
I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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A Dirty Shame - Confusion About New Neighbors' Identity
Big Ethel:
Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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A Dirty Shame - Observations on Customers and Their Choices
Big Ethel:
We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!
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