Memorable Quotes from Suzanne Shepherd
5 quotesMorning Conversations About Adult Themes
Vaughn
Good morning Big Ethel.
Big Ethel
What's good about a morning with dildos in it?
Shopper
Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra!
Big Ethel
Oh you poor thing!
Shopper
Every minute he wants it!
Marge
He has no right to be that hard!
Shopper
I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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Decency Rally Sparks Controversy Among Residents
Big Ethel
We're having a decency rally.
Resident
You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks home!
Big Ethel
That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
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Understanding Embarrassment and Stigma in Family Dynamics
Big Ethel
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?!
Vaughn
It's a disease, Big Ethel.
Big Ethel
Bein a whore is a disease?!
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Observations on Customers and Their Choices
Big Ethel
We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!
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Confusion About New Neighbors' Identity
Big Ethel
Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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