Dragonslayer - A Tense Exchange Over Gold and Trust
Galen:
What have you got there?
Hodge:
None of your business.
Galen:
A little gold, eh? Shall I change it into lead?
Hodge:
Save your jokes for someone else. I do not care for braggarts, or frauds.
Galen:
I'm no fraud.
Hodge:
Fool, then. Upstart. Whatever pleases you.
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Dragonslayer - Questioning Qualifications Before Taking Action
Tyrian:
Before you stir things up, don't you think it would be a good idea to find out if you've got the right man for the job?
Hodge: [[Tests|test]
Ah, so it's a ] you're looking for. We don't do tests!
Tyrian: [[Action|deed; [Ghosts|shade; [Skepticism|doubter; [Astrology|the planets are not in line]
Oh, I'm sure you don't. They never do tests. Not many real ]s either. Oh, conversation with your grandmother's ] in a darkened room, the odd love potion or two, but comes a ]? Why, then it's the wrong day, ], the entrails are not favorable, "we don't do tests"!
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Dragonslayer - Urgent Business Denied at Ulrich's House
Valerian:
Is...
Hodge:
Yes, this is Kragenmoor and yes, this is the house of Ulrich, and no, he won't see you.
Valerian:
But...
Hodge:
I know, you've come a long way, your business is urgent. It doesn't matter! He sees no one.
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An American Werewolf in London - Confronting the Consequences of Actions
Jack:
I want you to meet some people. David Kessler, this is Gerald Bringsly. Gerald's the man you murdered on the subway. We thought it best for you not to see him, as he's a fresh kill and still pretty messy.
Bringsly: [with a slashed, bloodied face]
Yes. I do look most unpleasant.
David:
Why are you doing this to me?
Bringsly:
This isn't Mr. Goodman's idea. He's your good friend, whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.
David:
Mr. Bringsly... I'm sorry. I have absolutely no idea what to say to you.
Bringsly:
You've left my wife a widow, and my children fatherless. And I understand I am to walk the earth in limbo, one of the living dead, until the wolf's bloodline is severed and the curse lifted. You must die, David Kessler.
Jack:
David, this is Harry Berman and his fiancee Judith Browns.
Harry: [bloodied and cheerful]
Hello.
Judith: [also bloodied and cheerful]
Hello!
Jack:
And these gentlemen are Alf, Ted, and Joseph.
Ted:
Can't say we're pleased to meet you, Mr. Kessler.
David:
What shall I do?
Jack:
Suicide.
Harry:
You must take your own life.
David:
That's easy for you to say - you're already dead!
Bringsly:
No, David. Harry and I and everyone you murder are not dead. The undead.
David:
Why are you doing this to me?
Jack:
Because this must be stopped.
David:
How shall I do it?
Judith:
Sleeping pills?
Alf:
Not sure enough!
David:
I could hang myself.
Jack:
No. No, if you did it wrong, it could be painful. You'd choke to death.
Joseph:
So what? Let im choke!
Jack:
Do you mind? The man's a friend of mine.
Joseph:
Well he ain't no friend to me!
Bringsly:
Gentlemen, please.
Harry:
A gun!
Alf:
I know where you can get a gun.
David:
Don't I need a silver bullet or something?
Jack: [rolling his eyes]
Oh, be serious, would you?
David:
Madness...
Harry:
No, a gun would be good!
Judith:
Yes, you just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger!
Bringsly:
If you put it in your mouth, you'd be sure not to miss.
David:
Thank you, you're all so thoughtful.
Alf:
A knife.
Harry:
An electric shock.
Judith:
A car crash.
Bringsly:
You could throw yourself in front of a tube.
Ted:
Drowning!
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The NeverEnding Story - Celebration of Atreyu's Success Through the Sphinx Gate
Engywook:
He made it! Atreyu! He made it through the Sphinx Gate! I always said he could do it!
Urgl:
Oh, good! But that's no reason for you to fall out of the basket again!
Engywook:
Ooh!
Falkor:
I knew he would be safe.
Engywook:
Nonsense! You don't understand anything! The worst one is coming up. Next is the Magic Mirror Gate. Atreyu has to look his true self!
Falkor:
So what? That won't be too hard for him.
Engywook:
Oh, that's what everyone thinks! But kind people find that they are cruel. Brave men discover that they are really cowards! Confronted with their true selves, most men run away, screaming!
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The NeverEnding Story - The Challenge of Self-Worth
Atreyu:
Is that the Southern Oracle?
Engwwook:
Oh, no. It's the first of the two gates you must pass through, before you reach the Southern Oracle, and get me the final information for my book. Of course, most people never get that far.
Atreyu:
Why?
Engywook:
The sphinxes eyes stay closed, until someone who does not feel his own worth tries to pass by.
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The NeverEnding Story - Conflict Between Science and Magic
Engywook:
Get out of my light, wench!! You're disturbing my scientific work!!!
Urgl:
You and your SCIENTIFIC WORK!!!! What the boy needs now... is one of my potions!!
Engywook:
The boy will need my scientific advice much more! ...
Atreyu:
Ahem...
Engywook:
Ahhhhhh!!! He's well!!! Now it's my turn with him!
Urgl:
Oh no, you don't! ... It's your turn when I say it's your turn. Well, little man... still in pain??
Atreyu:
A little... but it's all right.
Urgl: [hands Atreyu cup]
I like that!!! The patient telling the doctor it's all right?? It has to hurt if it's to heal! Here. Drink that... that's my batwing broth!! There's eye of newt in there, tree mold... old lizard brains... scales from a rancid sea serpent!
Engywook:
Just where did you and your dragon come from? What are you on to? Anything of interest in the, uh, scientific community?
Atreyu:
My name's Atreyu. I came here to find the Southern Oracle.
Engywook:
Oh!
Urgl:
Here we go again!
Engywook:
You've come to the right place, my boy! I am somewhat of an expert on the Southern Oracle.
Urgl:
It is my scientific specialty.
Engywook:
It's my scientific specialty!
Urgl:
Why don't you sit down and be quiet for once?!
Engywook:
You keep quiet, wench!
Urgl:
Ooh!!
Engywook: [to Atreyu]
It's now my turn. My name is Engywook. She's Urgl. Ever heard of me?
Atreyu:
I don't think so.
Engywook: [Atreyu shakes his head]
You don't move in scientific circles. I am the expert on the Southern Oracle. Oh, you've come to the right place, my boy!
Urgl:
There's no fool like an old fool.
Engywook:
Wait! Stay here! The observatory. To the winch, wench!
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