What We Do in the Shadows - Vampires and Hunters at the Ball
Deacon: [to '''Viago'''; [wikipedia:Blade_(comics)|Blade]
You can't go to the Ball as ]. He's a Vampire Hunter.
Viago: [[wikipedia:Wesley_Snipes|Wesley Snipes]
Yeah, but Vampires love ].
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What We Do in the Shadows - Vampires Debate the Importance of Clean Dishes
Vladislav:
The point is, Deacon, you have not done the dishes for 5 years!
Viago:
Vladislav is right, it's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.
Vladislav:
I'm so embarrassed when people come over here.
Deacon:
Why does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them! Vampires don't do dishes!
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What We Do in the Shadows - On Age Differences in Relationships
Viago: [talking about re-uniting with his now-elderly love, '''Katherine''']
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. Uhh… they think What's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy 4 times her age?'.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Vampires' Unusual Dislike for Nuns
Viago: [[wikipedia:Whoopi_Goldberg|Whoopi Goldberg; [wikipedia:Sister_Act|Sister Act 1; [wikipedia:Sister_Act_2:_Back_in_the_Habit|Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit]
One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as ] from ] and ]'. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. Weird. Vampires don't like nuns.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Fashion Choices in a Unique Lifestyle
Viago:
Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think Ooh, those are some nice pants!'.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Navigating the Nighttime Awakening
Viago: [slowly peeks out of curtains]
So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me Yes! Nighttime.
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Free Guy - Indifference Towards Others' Opinions
Antwan: [''On being told Guy is a non-playable character''; [w:Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold Schwarz-invader''; [w:Terminator (franchise)|Terminate him]
I don't care if he's ]! ]!
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Free Guy - Desire for IPs and Sequels in Media
Antwan:
IPs and sequels; that is the thing that people want.
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Free Guy - On the Importance of Knowing Preferences
Antwan: [[w:KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]
If you love ], and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
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