Memorable Quotes from Taika Waititi
9 quotesVampires and Hunters at the Ball
Deacon
You can't go to the Ball as ]. He's a Vampire Hunter.
[to '''Viago'''; [wikipedia:Blade_(comics)|Blade]
Viago
Yeah, but Vampires love ].
[[wikipedia:Wesley_Snipes|Wesley Snipes]
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Desire for IPs and Sequels in Media
Antwan
IPs and sequels; that is the thing that people want.
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On Age Differences in Relationships
Viago
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. Uhh… they think What's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy 4 times her age?'.
[talking about re-uniting with his now-elderly love, '''Katherine''']
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Indifference Towards Others' Opinions
Antwan
I don't care if he's ]! ]!
[''On being told Guy is a non-playable character''; [w:Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold Schwarz-invader''; [w:Terminator (franchise)|Terminate him]
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Navigating the Nighttime Awakening
Viago
So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me Yes! Nighttime.
[slowly peeks out of curtains]
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Vampires' Unusual Dislike for Nuns
Viago
One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as ] from ] and ]'. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. Weird. Vampires don't like nuns.
[[wikipedia:Whoopi_Goldberg|Whoopi Goldberg; [wikipedia:Sister_Act|Sister Act 1; [wikipedia:Sister_Act_2:_Back_in_the_Habit|Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit]
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Fashion Choices in a Unique Lifestyle
Viago
Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think Ooh, those are some nice pants!'.
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On the Importance of Knowing Preferences
Antwan
If you love ], and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
[[w:KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]
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Vampires Debate the Importance of Clean Dishes
Vladislav
The point is, Deacon, you have not done the dishes for 5 years!
Viago
Vladislav is right, it's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.
Vladislav
I'm so embarrassed when people come over here.
Deacon
Why does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them! Vampires don't do dishes!
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