What's Up, Tiger Lily? - Misunderstanding about a person's living situation
High Macha Of Rashpur: [displaying a printed floor plan]
This is Shepherd Wong's home.
Phil Moscowitz:
He lives in that piece of paper?
High Macha Of Rashpur:
No, you idiot. He's got a regular house!
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What's Up, Tiger Lily? - Imaginary Nations and Their Waiting Lists
High Macha Of Rashpur:
Good afternoon. I am the Grand Exalted High Macha of Raspur, a non-existent but real-sounding country.
Phil Moscowitz:
Uh-huh.
High Macha Of Rashpur:
Yes. We're on a waiting list. As soon as there's an opening on the map, we're next.
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What's Up, Tiger Lily? - Humor in Describing Disturbing Traits
Phil Moscowitz:
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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What's Up, Tiger Lily? - Eclectic Animal References in a Quirky Outburst
Phil Moscowitz:
Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly! Anglo-Saxon Hun!
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