House on Haunted Hill - A Memorable Celebration in a Haunted Setting
Eddie Baker: [Eddie and Sara are atop a tall tower]
That was one kickass party!
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House on Haunted Hill - Asylum Machine Seals Fate of Inmates
Eddie Baker:
What happened?
Watson Pritchett:
Lockdown.
Sara/Jennifer:
What is that?
Watson Pritchett:
A machine from an old asylum. It seals everything shut. That's how they burned to death in 31. Dr. Vanacutt threw the switch! If he was gonna die, they're all gonna die!
Melissa Margarett Marr:
Well no wonder they're still pissed off.
Donald W. Blackburn:
Let's go into the other room and I'll take care of your hands.
Watson Pritchett:
The only five of the insane are Vanacutt's staff.
Donald W. Blackburn:
Why isn't that machine disabled?
Watson Pritchett:
It was on my dad's things to do list here. But the house did it first.
Eddie Baker:
Wait, you said that was an accident.
Watson Pritchett:
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
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House on Haunted Hill - Revelation of the Guest List
Sara Wolfe:
Oh my god! I think how the guest list was made! Look at these names! Head Nurse: Ruth Ann Stockard! Electroshock: Adolphus Jenzen! Franklin Baker! Thomas Stevens Price! Jasper Marr! They're all here!
Eddie Baker:
Who's all here? I'm missing someone.
Sara Wolfe:
Everyone who was invited! They were related to the five of the staff members when the place was burned! There was five of us.
Watson Pritchett:
The five that didn't die?
Eddie Baker:
Holy shit!
Watson Pritchett:
Booga booga.
Sara Wolfe:
Are you saying?
Watson Pritchett:
Price didn't make the list, the house did! Because she's a vengeful stupid whore!
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House on Haunted Hill - A Call for More Excitement in Life
Eddie Baker:
That was the most fun I've had all day.
Sara Wolfe:
You need to get out more.
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House on Haunted Hill - A Dangerous Suggestion in Tense Conversation
Eddie Baker:
That's a good way to get your head blown off, man!
Steven H. Price:
I'll recommend it to Evelyn.
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House on Haunted Hill - Desperation in a Haunted House
Eddie Baker:
There's gotta be a way out of here! Someway! (Looks at Pritchett) Pritchett!
Watson Pritchett:
What?
Eddie Baker:
(Smacks bottle away from Pritchett's hands and the bottle was dropped accidentally smashed on the floor) I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Eddie Baker:
(Points finger at Pritchett) Watch it!
Sara Wolfe:
I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Eddie Baker:
Right, then where will we be?
Watson Pritchett:
Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
Sara Wolfe:
Hey, I think I got something!
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
Bravo! Bravo! I know it's not too kind to ask the magician how he did it. Clever minds are too desperate to know. Just what did happen to little Miss Marr?
Steven Price:
(Turns to face his wife) Asking the wrong guy.
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
I mean did she staged it all for you and then go hide? Or did you just flat out and kill the little bitch?!
Steven Price:
I propose you the same question.
Steven Price:
If I have one, Evelyn. Whom do you think?
Steven Price:
If you think that's gonna do the trick? Do you, Tulip! I will never give you a loaded gun!
Steven Price:
Jesus!
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
(Mockingly) Funky old house, ain't it?
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
Friends, your hostess is now going to retire for what's left of the night. If you need me, I'll be upstairs in my bedroom. Not if much as anyone as peeps in the keyhole, I'm gonna empty this thing into their fucking head!
Steven Price:
Oh, come on! I loaded them with blanks. Even if I were gonna... murder my wife, I would rather do it in a abandoned house.
Eddie Baker:
(Eddie remembered what Sara had mentioned) Here! Take this!
Eddie Baker:
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
Sara Wolfe:
Okay, Let's find a way out of here!
Eddie Baker:
Right!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D.:
I'm gonna try and find Miss Marr.
Watson Pritchett:
And I better find me something to drink.
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House on Haunted Hill - Games Have Already Begun in Distress
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
Well, lookie! Looks like the games have already begun.
Eddie Baker:
Where is he? WHERE'S PRICE?!
Sara Wolfe:
No! But I am so fucking far from alright and it's not even funny! Someone or something just tried to drown me in a tank of blood with the size of a buick!
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
Uh, let me give you a little hint. His initials are S.P.
Steven Price:
(Heard what Evelyn was talking about and sat up from the couch as Pritchett walks past him) Alright! S.P: As in sorry, Petunia. Because I was with Pritchett this whole time.
Eddie Baker: [to Price.]
Look at this! Huh? What is this?
Watson Pritchett: [turns around]
That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
Sara Wolfe:
What is this darkness?
Watson Pritchett:
It! The Thing! The Evil! The rotten core of the bottom of that place! The thing that's gonna kill us all! Death by Corroison: That thing!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D.:
So, either we spend the night and collect our money, or we try and find a way out of here.
Evelyn Stockard-Price:
(Smiles) You know me, the more the merrier. I guess somebody better find this game show hostess.
Steven Price:
Where is she?
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House on Haunted Hill - Confronting Fear in a Haunted House
Sara/Jennifer:
So what, we're stuck here forever?
Eddie Baker:
Oh, so then we'll just stay here til morning.
Watson Pritchett: [sarcastic]
Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then. (Drinks Burbon Bottle)
Sara/Jennifer:
What do I feel like this is some sick joke just to scare us out of our wits and with a Hella lot of money?
Evelyn:
You got that right! (To Steven) Take a bow, you sick fuck! You've out done yourself tonight. You've scared the shit out of even me.
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House on Haunted Hill - The Value of Life Over Wealth
Eddie Baker:
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
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House on Haunted Hill - A Call to Dance and Celebrate Together
Eddie Baker:
Me and you all three. Woowho, lets boogie.
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The Way of the Gun - A Plan to Simplify the Mission
Jeffers:
What?
Obecks:
Well, I'm just talking here... but by their design, all we really need to come back with is the baby... think about it... no money, no perps, no nothing. We could kill these two fucks, take the money, bring Chidduck his baby, and say it all went well.
Jeffers:
Well... mostly well.
Obecks:
What? The girl?
Jeffers:
Yeah.
Obecks:
Well when she doesn't show up in a couple of months, it'll be assumed she ate a bullet and they made off for fucking Bolivia... damn it... it doesn't work. The doc...
Jeffers:
The doctor gets shot in the fray...
Obecks:
Right...
Jeffers:
We tried to help him, but it was either him or the baby. He was alive when we took off, and must have died crawling for help in the desert.
Obecks:
Creative articulation my good man.
Jeffers:
Just talking of course...
Obecks:
Sure.
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Go - A Brief Exchange on Money Issues
Simon:
Lend me some money.
Marcus:
Man, where's your money?
Simon:
I lost it.
Marcus:
We've been here five minutes.
Simon:
I played this game at a $100 table and didn't understand it. Now I do. I figured out how to beat it.
Marcus:
Cool. Give me your wallet.
Simon:
Here you go. What're you doing?
Marcus:
Come back in an hour for it. In an hour, I'll give you your money. Now get out. You're bad luck.
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Go - A Confusing Encounter with a Drug Dealer
Marcus: [as Simon checks into the hotel with a credit card]
What the hell you doing with a gold...Todd Gaines? The drug dealer.
Simon:
He gets a discount here. He let me borrow it. He's a good guy.
Marcus:
He's the good drug dealer. Right. Sometimes I get confused.
Simon:
Relax, we're gonna pay cash. That's just to get the room.
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Go - Exploring the Depths of Sexual Experience
Marcus:
The thing is, most people don't know how to make love. They stick it in, move it around till they get off. But what Tantra teaches you is how to deepen, prolong the sexual experience. Bring it to a higher level. If one man in 10 was having the sex I'm having, there'd be no war.
Simon:
What's the longest you two ever did it?
Marcus:
Fourteen hours.
Simon:
Holy shit! How many times you shoot?
Marcus:
Not once, man.
Simon:
You didn't go once? Not even at the end?
Marcus:
You redirect the orgasm inside. How long do your orgasms last? Two, three seconds? I've had orgasms that have lasted up to an hour and a half.
Simon:
That's bullshit!
Marcus:
Honest to God and I mean Allah.
Tiny:
Word.
Marcus:
Word.
Simon:
Wait. No love. When'd you last get off?
Marcus:
I haven't ejaculated in six months. Anyone can do it. It just takes discipline.
Tiny: [[w:Obi-Wan Kenobi|Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Bullshit. You're some ] motherfucker.
Simon:
You call me old school. I'm for coming and going.
Marcus:
Hour and a half.
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Go - Unexpected Mishap In A Comedic Encounter
Tiny: [[w:Marilyn Chambers|Marilyn Chambers]
Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like ]...
Singh:
She found your dick?
Tiny:
Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!
Marcus:
Was it hard or soft?
Tiny:
What, my dick?
Singh:
The contact lens.
Marcus:
Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?
Tiny:
What does it matter?
Marcus:
It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.
Tiny:
Whatever.
Marcus:
Whatever"?
Tiny:
Whatever.
Marcus:
What do you mean?
Tiny:
Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!
Marcus:
Nigger"? What nigger, this nigger?
Tiny:
I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.
Marcus: [[w:Roots: The Saga of an American Family|Roots]
This ain't ]. Show me this Nubian's picture.
Tiny:
I don't carry her picture.
Marcus:
If you were less black, you'd be clear.
Tiny:
She was black as night!
Marcus:
Okay, stop! Truce!
Tiny:
Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.
Marcus:
You know, you're right.
Singh: [[w:Rhythm Nation|Rhythm Nation]
Thank you, ].
Tiny:
Fuck you, Vanilla Ice.
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Equilibrium - Understanding Thoughts in Duty
Brandt:
It's my job to know what you're thinking.
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Equilibrium - Commitment to Career and Partnership
Brandt:
I told you I'd make my career with you, Preston.
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Equilibrium - Commitment to Uniformity and Consequences
Brandt:
Mind the uniform, cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time... (moments before being killed by Preston)
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Equilibrium - Easiest Way to Disarm a Cleric
Brandt:
You ask him for it. (in response to the interrogator's question: "What, would you say, is the easiest way to get a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?")
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Equilibrium - Aspirations of Uncompromising Strength
Brandt:
Cleric, I can only hope one day to be as uncompromising as you.
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Equilibrium - Division of labor in a controlled environment
Brandt:
You clean, we'll sweep.
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