Chris Kattan Biography
Christopher Lee "Chris" Kattan (born October 19, 1970) is an American actor/comedian, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live. Description above from the Wikipedia article Chris Kattan, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia
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Asylum Machine Seals Fate of Inmates
Eddie Baker:
What happened?
Watson Pritchett:
Lockdown.
Sara/Jennifer:
What is that?
Watson Pritchett:
A machine from an old asylum. It seals everything shut. That's how they burned to death in 31. Dr. Vanacutt threw the switch! If he was gonna die, they're all gonna die!
Melissa Margarett Marr:
Well no wonder they're still pissed off.
Donald W. Blackburn:
Let's go into the other room and I'll take care of your hands.
Watson Pritchett:
The only five of the insane are Vanacutt's staff.
Donald W. Blackburn:
Why isn't that machine disabled?
Watson Pritchett:
It was on my dad's things to do list here. But the house did it first.
Eddie Baker:
Wait, you said that was an accident.
Watson Pritchett:
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
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