Memorable Quotes from Taylor Negron
12 quotesAcknowledgment of Villainy
Milo
I am the bad guy.
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Miscommunication Over Sandwich and Rug Preferences
Stand-Up Comic
Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?
[doing an impression of Ghandi's mother]
Albert Emperato
You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!
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A Problem with Too Many Bullets
Milo
Yes, officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem, apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
[Before shooting a cop, "Good morning gentlemen, is there a problem?"]
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Unexpected Encounters Among Unlikely Allies
Joe Hallenbeck
Hey flash, rescue attempt?
Jimmy Dix
Blow me.
Milo
You must be James.
Jimmy Dix
James?
[sarcastically]
Joe Hallenbeck
He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.
Milo
I trust you're alone.
Jimmy Dix
No, I got the fuckin Vienna Boys Choir with me. What, is everybody stupid around here?
Joe Hallenbeck
Just you, kid.
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Confronting Ignorance and Carelessness
Milo
Excuse me, but did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this FUCK?!
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Threatening a Rival Over a Date
Milo
You back off Joseph... Or I'm gonna show your daughter what a hot date I am...
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The Many Moods of Ben
Eleanor
Something formal, I should think. I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe. He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about.
Salesman
Well, I'm sure we can find something to suit your particular need. Here we have Barbados Ben. Chef Ben. Lumberjack Ben. And, of course, Gladiator Ben.
Eleanor
Does Ben always dress like this?
Salesman
No, madam. There are many moods of Ben... and it all depends on the occasion.
Eleanor
Well, what if the occasion were a simple family party?
Salesman
I think I have just the thing.
Frederick
There they are.
Eleanor
George?
Frederick
Shopping?
Eleanor
Stuart, everything all right in there?
Stuart
Don't come in.
Frederick
Shy.
Stuart
How do I look?
Frederick
Fantastic. I hardly recognize you.
Eleanor
Very smart.
Frederick
You look just like a Little.
Stuart
I do? Good. I was worried I was gonna look just like Ben.
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Desire for Vulnerability in Coolness
Milo
You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
[Threatening Joe with his knife]
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Confronting Aggression on the Road
Milo
Push this vile, fuck off the road man!
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Confrontation Between Hero and Villain
Milo
Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck
Who gives a fuck? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo
I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck
And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
Milo
Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck
Fine, I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, you think I could have a drink?
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Consequences of Actions in The Last Boy Scout
Milo
Naughty boy, Joseph... You just killed a police officer.
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Turning Back Time for a Drink
John
You giving my friend trouble?
[walks in]
Checker
Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning.
John
Well, I'm here to turn back the time.
[displaying a gun]
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