Punchline - Miscommunication Over Sandwich and Rug Preferences
Stand-Up Comic: [doing an impression of Ghandi's mother]
Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?
Albert Emperato:
You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!
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River's Edge - Turning Back Time for a Drink
John: [walks in]
You giving my friend trouble?
Checker:
Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning.
John: [displaying a gun]
Well, I'm here to turn back the time.
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The Last Boy Scout - Unexpected Encounters Among Unlikely Allies
Joe Hallenbeck:
Hey flash, rescue attempt?
Jimmy Dix:
Blow me.
Milo:
You must be James.
Jimmy Dix: [sarcastically]
James?
Joe Hallenbeck:
He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.
Milo:
I trust you're alone.
Jimmy Dix:
No, I got the fuckin Vienna Boys Choir with me. What, is everybody stupid around here?
Joe Hallenbeck:
Just you, kid.
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The Last Boy Scout - Confrontation Between Hero and Villain
Milo:
Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck:
Who gives a fuck? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo:
I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck:
And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
Milo:
Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck:
Fine, I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, you think I could have a drink?
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The Last Boy Scout - Confronting Aggression on the Road
Milo:
Push this vile, fuck off the road man!
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The Last Boy Scout - Threatening a Rival Over a Date
Milo:
You back off Joseph... Or I'm gonna show your daughter what a hot date I am...
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The Last Boy Scout - Desire for Vulnerability in Coolness
Milo: [Threatening Joe with his knife]
You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
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The Last Boy Scout - Confronting Ignorance and Carelessness
Milo:
Excuse me, but did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this FUCK?!
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The Last Boy Scout - Acknowledgment of Villainy
Milo:
I am the bad guy.
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The Last Boy Scout - Consequences of Actions in The Last Boy Scout
Milo:
Naughty boy, Joseph... You just killed a police officer.
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The Last Boy Scout - A Problem with Too Many Bullets
Milo: [Before shooting a cop, "Good morning gentlemen, is there a problem?"]
Yes, officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem, apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
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Stuart Little - The Many Moods of Ben
Eleanor:
Something formal, I should think. I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe. He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about.
Salesman:
Well, I'm sure we can find something to suit your particular need. Here we have Barbados Ben. Chef Ben. Lumberjack Ben. And, of course, Gladiator Ben.
Eleanor:
Does Ben always dress like this?
Salesman:
No, madam. There are many moods of Ben... and it all depends on the occasion.
Eleanor:
Well, what if the occasion were a simple family party?
Salesman:
I think I have just the thing.
Frederick:
There they are.
Eleanor:
George?
Frederick:
Shopping?
Eleanor:
Stuart, everything all right in there?
Stuart:
Don't come in.
Frederick:
Shy.
Stuart:
How do I look?
Frederick:
Fantastic. I hardly recognize you.
Eleanor:
Very smart.
Frederick:
You look just like a Little.
Stuart:
I do? Good. I was worried I was gonna look just like Ben.
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