Ted Manson Quotes

Mr. Daws Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was in the field, just tending to my cows:

Mr. Daws Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive.

Mr. Daws Storm's comin'.

Mr. Daws Did you know that I was struck by lightning seven times?

Mr. Daws Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was just sittin in my truck just minding my own business.

Mr. Daws Did i ever tell you i got struck by lightning seven times? once when i was just sitting on the toilet!

Mr. Daws Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof. Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail. Once, I was walking my dog down the road.