Waterloo - A Casual Acknowledgment of Loss
Lord Uxbridge:
By God sir, I've lost my leg.
Duke of Wellington:
By God sir, so you have.
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Waterloo - Advancing Forward in Battle Strategy
Duke of Wellington:
The whole line will advance.
Lord Uxbridge:
In which direction your grace?
Duke of Wellington:
Why, straight ahead to be sure.
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Waterloo - Strategic Plans Against the French Forces
Lord Uxbridge: [clears throat]
Sir.
Duke of Wellington: [removing his copy of The Times from over his face]
Ah, Uxbridge.
Lord Uxbridge:
As I am second-in-command and in case anything should happen to you, what are your plans?
Duke of Wellington: [brightly; goes back to sleep, replacing the newspaper over his head]
To beat the French.
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