You Only Live Twice - Identification of a Walther PPK Gun
Blofeld:
An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day.
Mr. Osato:
Correct, Number One.
Blofeld: [shows them an X-ray image of a pistol]
Do you know what gun this is?
Mr. Osato: [smugly]
Walther PPK.
Blofeld:
Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato: [startled]
But Bond is dead!
Helga Brandt:
It was in all the newspapers!
Blofeld:
Rubbish. Bond is alive, unless you killed him, Mr. Osato? Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato:
I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him!
Blofeld:
And did she?
Mr. Osato:
She failed!
Helga Brandt: [to Osato]
You should have killed him yourself! You had plenty of opportunity!
Blofeld: [moves his foot over a pedal]
This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato:
I know, but do you see, I...
Blofeld: [sees Osato cross a bridge and leave the room, heading to the staircase back to the control room; to Helga; Helga starts to cross the bridge. No sooner is she on it that Blofeld hits the pedal, causing the bridge bottom to drop out, sending her into the piranha-filled water]
GO! Well?
Helga: [disappears from sight as piranhas kill her, much to the shock of Osato and two Chinese emissaries]
Aaaah! Osato! NEIIIIIIIIIIIIN!...
Blofeld: [addressing Osato as the bridge closes back up]
Kill Bond! Now!
Mr. Osato: [quickly goes up the staircase]
Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.
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