Memorable Quotes from Theodore Newton
4 quotesWell-intentioned but Lacking Intelligence
Jack Burton
He means well but he just ain't bright.
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Charity and Consequences in Modern Society
Jack Burton
Yeah that's a new gag nowadays. Charity covers a multitude of murders.
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Population Check Reveals One Missing Individual
Jack Burton
Easy, I made a quick check-up of the population city and found we were one short.
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Frustration with Lack of Basic Liberties
Jack Burton
I don't know what this country is coming to when a guy can't get a drink at a police station.
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