17 Again - Endless Hunger and Uncertainty
Ned Gold:
What are you eating?
Mike O Donnell: [squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth]
I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry... all the time.
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17 Again - Friendship and Secrets Revealed in Conversation
Mike O Donnell:
It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. You have an undescended testicle.
Ned Gold:
Googlable.
Mike O Donnell:
You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.
Ned Gold:
Public records.
Mike O Donnell:
You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
Ned Gold:
Covered by the local news.
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17 Again - Fashion Choices and Parental Expectations
Ned Gold: [looks at Mike's clothes]
What are you wearing?
Mike O Donnell: [[w:Kevin Federline|Kevin Federline; [w:Clay Aiken|Clay Aiken]
This is cool. This is hip. There's a picture of ] wearing the exact same thing. What are you wearing? You're supposed to show up like a dad, you look like ]!
Ned Gold:
Leave him out of this.
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17 Again - A Reflection on Parenting Challenges
Ned Gold: [after watching Mike eat]
So what did you learn in school today?
Mike O Donnell:
That I'm a bad dad.
Ned Gold:
I thought everything was going great.
Mike O Donnell:
It was going fantastic for me. Then I found out that my son spent the last year as the school punching bag. Then I saw my daughter get a tongue lash from the school psychotic jackass.
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17 Again - Shopping for Fashion: A Bedazzled Shirt
Ned Gold:
We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Mike O Donnell:
Bedazzled with rhinestones!
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17 Again - Awkward Moments of Adolescence
Mike O Donnell:
Would you stop staring at me!
Ned Gold: [about the transformation]
It's freaking me out.
Mike O Donnell:
It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!!!
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I Love You, Man - The Taste of Betrayal
Doug:
I just wish I could take back that kiss...
Sydney:
Woah!
Doug:
...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter:
It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
Doug:
It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter:
It wasn't the ta...
Doug:
It was the taste of betrayal...you fucking whore!
Peter:
I can actually explain that.
Sydney:
I would love to hear that!
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I Love You, Man - Apology and Friendship in Uncertain Times
Doug:
Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - The Dual Nature of Andie
Thayer:
I thought you said after the Knicks game, she was a goddess.
Ben:
Oh, she was. That was the good Andie, this amazing, fun, cool, sexy woman. I'm talking about the evil Andie now. It's like a crack-enhanced Kathy Lee Gifford.
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