Memorable Quotes from Thomas Lennon
9 quotesShopping for Fashion: A Bedazzled Shirt
Ned Gold
We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Mike O Donnell
Bedazzled with rhinestones!
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Friendship and Secrets Revealed in Conversation
Mike O Donnell
It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. You have an undescended testicle.
Ned Gold
Googlable.
Mike O Donnell
You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.
Ned Gold
Public records.
Mike O Donnell
You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
Ned Gold
Covered by the local news.
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Awkward Moments of Adolescence
Mike O Donnell
Would you stop staring at me!
Ned Gold
It's freaking me out.
[about the transformation]
Mike O Donnell
It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!!!
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Apology and Friendship in Uncertain Times
Doug
Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
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A Reflection on Parenting Challenges
Ned Gold
So what did you learn in school today?
[after watching Mike eat]
Mike O Donnell
That I'm a bad dad.
Ned Gold
I thought everything was going great.
Mike O Donnell
It was going fantastic for me. Then I found out that my son spent the last year as the school punching bag. Then I saw my daughter get a tongue lash from the school psychotic jackass.
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The Taste of Betrayal
Doug
I just wish I could take back that kiss...
Sydney
Woah!
Doug
...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter
It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
Doug
It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter
It wasn't the ta...
Doug
It was the taste of betrayal...you fucking whore!
Peter
I can actually explain that.
Sydney
I would love to hear that!
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Fashion Choices and Parental Expectations
Ned Gold
What are you wearing?
[looks at Mike's clothes]
Mike O Donnell
This is cool. This is hip. There's a picture of ] wearing the exact same thing. What are you wearing? You're supposed to show up like a dad, you look like ]!
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Ned Gold
Leave him out of this.
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The Dual Nature of Andie
Thayer
I thought you said after the Knicks game, she was a goddess.
Ben
Oh, she was. That was the good Andie, this amazing, fun, cool, sexy woman. I'm talking about the evil Andie now. It's like a crack-enhanced Kathy Lee Gifford.
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Endless Hunger and Uncertainty
Ned Gold
What are you eating?
Mike O Donnell
I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry... all the time.
[squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth]
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