Memorable Quotes from Thomas Middleditch
5 quotesUnexpected Family Connections
Tabby
What happened?
Ben
Um… she wants to be my sister.
Tabby
She what?
Ben
I think she wants to be my sister.
Tabby
I heard you. The “what” was just bafflement because of the crazy coming out of your mouth face. She wants to be your sister?
Ben
Yeah. Why… is that weird?
Tabby
Girls don’t meet random guys and just agree to be their sister.
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Questioning the Natural Order of Monsters
Colonel Diane Foster
The oxygen destroyer, why wasn't Monster Zero affected?
Jackson Barnes
I mean, I'm no scientist, but I think it has something to do with his goddamn head growing back.
Dr. Rick Stanton
Well, I've never seen anything like it. It violates everything we know about the natural order.
Dr. Ilene Chen
Unless he's not part of the natural order.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
What do you mean?
Dr. Ilene Chen
I was able to piece this together.
[shows a cave painting of Godzilla and Monster Zero]
Sam Coleman
Well, he looks vaguely familiar.
Dr. Ilene Chen
It tells of a great dragon who fell from the stars. A hydra whose storm swallowed both men and gods alike.
Mark Russell
What, you mean an alien?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Yes. He's not part of our natural order. And he's not mean to be here.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
A false king.
Dr. Rick Stanton
An invasive species. That could explain how he's creating these massive storms and the effect he's having on the other Titans. It's almost he's reshaping the planet to his own liking.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
These legends, what did they call him?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Ghidorah. "The one who is many.
Mark Russell
Ghi-what?
Sam Coleman
She said, "Gonorrhea.
Mark Russell
Huh?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Ghidorah!
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Unlikely Connections Through Shared Dislikes
Tabby
You hate dancing, it’s one of the five things we have in common.
Ben
Yeah, well maybe I would’ve loved dancing if I had a sister. God, I could’ve learned a trade skill and lived in a house with a kid and a wife who likes to show her cleavage.
Tabby
Eww!
Ben
Top of the tits, Tabby.
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A Bold Proposal of Intimacy
Ben
Pretty hard to make intercourse sound sexy.
Hanna
(Pushes Ben to lie down and straddles him)
Hanna
I wanna have intercourse with you.
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Godzilla's Radiation Levels Surge Dramatically
Sam Coleman
Is it just me, or has he been working out?
Dr. Rick Stanton
Are you kidding me? Serizawa's got that lizard juiced.
Col. Diane Foster
Damn right.
Dr. Rick Stanton
Oh, boy. Godzilla's radiation levels are going off the charts. We've got about 12 minutes before he goes thermonuclear.
[Checking the monitors]
Col. Diane Foster
What do you mean?
Dr. Rick Stanton
I'm saying in about 12 minutes, it's gonna be a bad day to be a Red Sox fan.
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