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Wayne Campbell: [splashing water on his face to simulate tears and pretending to sob; title saying '''OSCAR SCENE''' appears] Am I supposed to be a man?! am I supposed to say "That's okay, I don't mind"? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.

Cassandra: Is that true?

Wayne: Yes, everything except the reading part.

Wayne Campbell: ["kneels" in respect] There it is-- Excalibur.

Cassandra: [[w:Fender Stratocaster|Fender Stratocaster] Wow. 64 ] in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.

Wayne Campbell: Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.

Cassandra: I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E.

Wayne: [To the camera; reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes; picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff] God, I love this woman. Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff.

Attendant: May I help you?

Wayne: [puts down guitar] Yes, my good man. I'd like to have a look at this Fender Stratocaster, please.

Attendant: Oh really?

Wayne: Yes.

Attendant: Again?

Wayne: Yes.

Attendant: [opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne; Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song; stops Wayne and points him and Cassandra to a "[[w:Stairway to Heaven (song)|NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN] Careful. Hey! ]" sign]

Wayne: [to camera] No Stairway. Denied!

Mrs. Kekoa: [waving while driving away] Don't forget the insurance.

Nani: [smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa; mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her; Lilo screams and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in so much trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway; grabs her by the shirt] Yeah, yeah. You got it. You're gonna need the heath insurance for when I kill you!!! Oh, Lilo! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." Come here!

Lilo: AAAH! Let go of me!

Nani: [Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned; wraps Lilo around in a blanket, before she tries to escape again, and holds her down] No. Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why didn't you wait at hula?!

Lilo: Because you weren't *FAIIIIR!!*

Nani: [Lilo licks her arm to free herself] Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! Hey! Did you just lick me?!

Lilo: [storms upstairs to her room] Stop pretending you're my mom!

Nani: Oh, at least I didn't tell the social worker that I love jumping out of the window!

Lilo: Well, it's better than listenin to you!

Nani: Go to your room!

Lilo: [slams her door closed] I'm already in my room!

Tūtū: [sprays water on a goat with a water hose] Hey! Albert!

Tūtū: There she is, Miss Aloha.

Nani: [clenches through her teeth] Yeah. Not today, she's not.

Tūtū: Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.

Nani: Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.

Tūtū: [Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin] Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future cause of that akamai brain of yours. What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.

Nani: Will you stop with this?

Tūtū: That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.

Nani: Bion... Marine biology.

Tūtū: Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.

Nani: Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.

Tūtū: You ever asked Lilo what she wants?

Nani: She's six, so no.

David: [enters with his surfing board; sees Nani] Sorry, Tūtū. Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?

Nani: I live here. We're neighbors.

David: [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--

Tūtū: [interrupts] Well said, David.

Nani: Well...

David: So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?

Nani: [turns to go back inside] Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf.

Tūtū: [Nani heads inside the house] Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're ohana.

David: Yeah, I mean, if you...

Tūtū: [drives away in her dune buggy] No, no! No, David, you've said enough.

Mrs. Kekoa: Nani, we both know this didn't go well today. I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here. I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment. And I can't say that in good conscience right now. Listen, I know this is a lot. You're practically a kid yourself. Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person. We have a new director coming into town next week. And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?

Nani: Yeah, yeah.

Mrs. Kekoa: All right, here. Three things. First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.

Nani: Perfect.

Mrs. Kekoa: Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.

Nani: Yes.

Mrs. Kekoa: And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.

Nani: Got it.

Mrs. Kekoa: Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.