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Tia Carrere Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tia Carrere

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Lilo & Stitch
Setting Goals for Stability and Support
Mrs. Kekoa Nani, we both know this didn't go well today. I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here. I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment. And I can't say that in good conscience right now. Listen, I know this is a lot. You're practically a kid yourself. Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person. We have a new director coming into town next week. And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Nani Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Kekoa All right, here. Three things. First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Nani Perfect.
Mrs. Kekoa Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Nani Yes.
Mrs. Kekoa And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Nani Got it.
Mrs. Kekoa Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
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Wayne's World
Struggling with Identity and Self-Acceptance
Wayne Campbell Am I supposed to be a man?! am I supposed to say "That's okay, I don't mind"? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
[splashing water on his face to simulate tears and pretending to sob; title saying '''OSCAR SCENE''' appears]
Cassandra Is that true?
Wayne Yes, everything except the reading part.
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Lilo & Stitch
Insurance and Family Dynamics in Chaos
Mrs. Kekoa Don't forget the insurance.
[waving while driving away]
Nani Yeah, yeah. You got it. You're gonna need the heath insurance for when I kill you!!! Oh, Lilo! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." Come here!
[smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa; mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her; Lilo screams and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in so much trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway; grabs her by the shirt]
Lilo AAAH! Let go of me!
Nani No. Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why didn't you wait at hula?!
[Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned; wraps Lilo around in a blanket, before she tries to escape again, and holds her down]
Lilo Because you weren't *FAIIIIR!!*
Nani Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! Hey! Did you just lick me?!
[Lilo licks her arm to free herself]
Lilo Stop pretending you're my mom!
[storms upstairs to her room]
Nani Oh, at least I didn't tell the social worker that I love jumping out of the window!
Lilo Well, it's better than listenin to you!
Nani Go to your room!
Lilo I'm already in my room!
[slams her door closed]
Tūtū Hey! Albert!
[sprays water on a goat with a water hose]
Tūtū There she is, Miss Aloha.
Nani Yeah. Not today, she's not.
[clenches through her teeth]
Tūtū Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.
Nani Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.
Tūtū Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future cause of that akamai brain of yours. What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
[Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin]
Nani Will you stop with this?
Tūtū That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.
Nani Bion... Marine biology.
Tūtū Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
Nani Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.
Tūtū You ever asked Lilo what she wants?
Nani She's six, so no.
David Sorry, Tūtū. Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?
[enters with his surfing board; sees Nani]
Nani I live here. We're neighbors.
David Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--
[chuckles]
Tūtū Well said, David.
[interrupts]
Nani Well...
David So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?
Nani Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf.
[turns to go back inside]
Tūtū Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're ohana.
[Nani heads inside the house]
David Yeah, I mean, if you...
Tūtū No, no! No, David, you've said enough.
[drives away in her dune buggy]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Wayne's World
Admiring a Classic Guitar Model
Wayne Campbell There it is-- Excalibur.
["kneels" in respect]
Cassandra Wow. 64 ] in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.
[[w:Fender Stratocaster|Fender Stratocaster]
Wayne Campbell Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.
Cassandra I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E.
Wayne God, I love this woman. Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff.
[To the camera; reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes; picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff]
Attendant May I help you?
Wayne Yes, my good man. I'd like to have a look at this Fender Stratocaster, please.
[puts down guitar]
Attendant Oh really?
Wayne Yes.
Attendant Again?
Wayne Yes.
Attendant Careful. Hey! ]" sign]
[opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne; Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song; stops Wayne and points him and Cassandra to a "[[w:Stairway to Heaven (song)|NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN]
Wayne No Stairway. Denied!
[to camera]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.