Tim Guinee Quotes

Jack Crow Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya.

Father Adam Guiteau No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of...

Jack Crow Open your mouth.

Father Adam Guiteau What?

Jack Crow Open your mouth! Gimme your hand.

Jack Crow Now listen to me, you fuck! My father kept a secret once. He got bit by a vampire. He kept it a secret from me and my mother. By the fifth day he was turning. That night he attacked my mother and then he came after me. I killed my own father, Padre. I got no trouble killin you. Last chance.

Teal'c One day others may try to convice you they have forgiven you. That is more about them than you. For them, imparting forgiveness is a blessing.

Tomin How do you go on?

Teal'c It is simple. You will never forgive yourself. Accept it. You hurt others… many others. That cannot be undone. You will never find personal retribution. But your life does not have to end. That which is right, just, and true can still prevail. If you do not fight for what you believe in, all may be lost for everyone else. But do not fight for yourself. Fight for others — others that may be saved through your effort. That is the least you can do.

Tomin What's a "]"?

Teal'c You do not wish to know.

Lt. Col. Mitchell Yeah, it's me again, your friendly neighborhood ship's commander. Looks like you guys have a little more time down there; we're having a bit of trouble with the beaming thing at the moment...I promise...

Dr. Jackson Okay, then...onwards!

Jack Crow You ever seen a vampire?

Father Adam Guiteau No.

Jack Crow Well, first of all, they're not romantic, all right? It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin fags hoppin around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Eurotrash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies. They don't turn into bats. Crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You stand there with garlic around your neck, one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada chocolata while he's suckin the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta. You wanna kill one? You drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin heart. Sunlight turns em into crispy critters. You got it?

Caden Cotard I won't settle for anything less than the brutal truth. Brutal. Brutal. Each day I'll hand you a paper, it'll tell you what happened to you that day. You felt a lump in your breast. You looked at your wife and saw a stranger, et cetera.

Needleman Actor Caden?

Caden Cotard What?

Needleman Actor When are we gonna get an audience in here? It's been seventeen years.

Caden Cotard All right, I'm not excusing myself from this either. I will have someone play me, to delve into the murky, cowardly depths of my lonely, fucked-up being. And he'll get notes too, and those notes will correspond to the notes I truly receive every day from my god! Get to work!

Curtis Webb I don't know what's happening to me. No pulse. And of course, there's the question of lividity.