Timothy Olyphant Quotes

Thomas Gabriel On your tombstone, it should read, "Always in the wrong place at the wrong time"!

John McClane How about, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker"?!

Matt Farrell That's her!

John McClane Her" who?

Agent Johnson What're you talking about?

Matt Farrell It's them.

John McClane Are you saying it's "them" them?

Matt Farrell I swear to you, I know her! I would know her voice anywhere! Don't say anything! Don't...

John McClane Just keep your mouth shut for a minute. Hey, Metro, how's your day going over there? Gotta be pretty, uh, crazy over there, what with all those 587s, huh?

Mai Linh Yes sir; we've had to dispatch all units.

John McClane Yeah, you had to dispatch all units for all the naked people walking around? Cut the bullshit, honey, just put your boss on.

Thomas Gabriel Officer McClane.

John McClane It's Detective McClane, asshole. Don't worry, though, we're gonna have plenty of time to get to know each other when I come visit you in prison.

Thomas Gabriel But, John, I already know so much about you: your address in Brooklyn; payments on your mortgage; how long you've been a member of the NYPD; and how's Holly? Well that's sad - you're divorced. Was that tough on little Jack and Lucy? Now this is sad: after 30 years I'd have thought you'd have a better pension plan than what I see here. Oh, and it gets worse: your 401k no longer exists! Tell you what, let me make it up to you: shoot Mr. Farrell in the head and drive away, and by the time you reach the end of the next block, all your debts will be wiped clean, and your children will be set for life.

George Hearst I'm coming for you, Marshal.

Seth Bullock I expect you will, Senator.

Thomas Gabriel Mai, talk to me. What's going on?

John McClane Mai? Oh yeah, the scrawny little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's going to be talking to anyone for a very long time. Last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass. Listen, jackass; your fire sale is over. Just pack up your little circus, or I'm gonna come and I'm gonna kick your ass.

Thomas Gabriel You. Have no idea. Who I am, or what. I am capable of! When I'm finished here - and I promise it'll be soon! - I will focus. All my attention. On you! You want to make things personal, fine!

John McClane Nice poster.

Warlock What, like you a big fan of The Fett?

John McClane No. I was always more of a Star Wars kinda guy.

Warlock A "Star Wars kinda guy"?!

Samuel Fields The Good Book, Marshal... says... the Lord chooses amongst His witnesses... them'd be thought least likely.

Seth Bullock Is that so?

Samuel Fields You might should outa know... before what happened... Mr. Utter... seemed to me... a different man. Like a weight had come off his shoulders. What else they say about the Lord's witnesses?

Seth Bullock What else?

Samuel Fields Their defects... notwithstanding, they testify to His wond'rous glory. Singing, he was, at the end, Marshal, bout walking the valley. Joyful to hear and behold. Singing.

Kelly You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.

Al Swearengen Well, if it ain't for Hearst to follow the law, why the fuck should it be for you? Now, how should I construe that look on your mug, Bullock?

Seth Bullock My job ain't to follow the law, Al. My job is to interpret it, then enforce it accordingly.

Al Swearengen You'd best counsel your partner proper. The safety of mother and child...

Seth Bullock Sol and me'll see to it.

Al Swearengen Hearst won't take long before he honors the rigors of his putrid fuckin nature. He'll want an answer.

Seth Bullock I'll deliver your fuckin answer.

Al Swearengen You ever think, Bullock, of not going straight at a thing?

Seth Bullock No.

Kelly Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

Kelly Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.

Matthew Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.

Kelly This is politics.

Kelly Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? This fucker right here.