Memorable Quotes from Timothy Omundson
10 quotesConcern Over Son's Well-Being
Lance Walters
You put my son in a CAGE?!
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Misunderstanding Woody's Intentions
Lance Walters
Woody... You weren't trying to burn the house down. Oh, no!
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Unfairness Acknowledged in Woody Woodpecker
Lance Walters
Come on. That is not fair, and you know it.
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Taking Responsibility for Our Choices
Lance Walters
Tommy, this is not your fault. If I'd listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here.
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Deceptive Calm Before the Woodpecker's Strike
Lance Walters
It was that woodpecker. All this time... he's just been lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting to strike.
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A Change of Heart Towards Woodpecker
Lance Walters
So long, woodpecker. To think I was actually starting to like you.
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Desire for Development in Pristine Environment
Lance Walters
Look at this! Pristine... untouched... I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here and start building.
[observing nature]
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Understanding Difficult Choices in Life
Lance Walters
Tommy, come on. Someday you'll understand why I had to do this.
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Social Media Mishap Among Family Members
Lance Walters
Don't you dare post that.
[after the grill tips over]
Tommy Walters
Too late. #EpicDadGrillFail.
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Apologies and Understanding in Conflict Resolution
Lance Walters
Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home. But technically, you destroyed mine first, so we're even. But in the interest of harmonious living, I got something for you.
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