Memorable Quotes from Timothy Simons
2 quotesMisunderstanding an Audiophile's Passion
Mr. Shivers
Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime.
Officer Brooks
Being a what?! A WHAT-ophile?!
[outraged]
Officer Stevens
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that just means he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment.
[calming her]
Officer Brooks
Oh...
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Chaos and Urgency in a Troubled Town
Zach
Maybe they're friendly. Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!
[about the gnomes; a gnome throws a knife at his head]
Hannah
Nobody make a sound.
[whispering; lamp clatters]
Lorraine
Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this.
Officer Stevens
The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it.
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