Memorable Quotes from Toby Scott Ganger
4 quotesUnexpected Encounter in a Dressing Room
Edmond
Ahem. Excuse me, ma'am?
Goldie
Aah! Oh, who are you?
[is startled, accidentally sprays Edmond with perfume]
Edmond
Ma'am, I... I...
[''starts sneezing'']
Goldie
Oh, my goodness! Oh, you poor thing. There. Now, what are you doing in my dressing room?
[''Hands him a tissue'']
Edmond
Please, ma'am! You're the only one who can help us! We have to talk to Chanticleer... I mean the King. If he doesn't come home and crow...
[Goldie gasps]
Goldie
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You're the "bad little kitty" Pinky told me about!
Edmond
Bad? Me? I'm not bad.
Goldie
You go away or I'll scream!
[picks up a sundae cup]
Edmond
What happened?
Snipes
Ehh, she's a woman!
Peepers
What?! Oooh! That's the last straw! I've had it!
Pinky
Max, take them to my trailer, and lock them up.
Goldie
Oh, no. What have I done?
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Edmond's Surprising Transformation into a Furry Creature
Edmond
Jeepers! I'm all furry!
[''After he realizes he is now a kitten'']
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Fear of Small Spaces
Peepers
He's claustrophobic. Teeny weeny tiny places make him very very nervous. Huh?!
Edmond
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Identity Confusion Among Characters
Farmyard Bully
Hey, Chanticleer! Come down here!
Edmond
Chanticleer?
[''The Grand Duke arrives in Edmond's live-action bedroom'']
Grand Duke
No... it's not Chanticleer.
Edmond
Who-who are you?
Grand Duke
You put your finger in the Duke's face, remember? These are expensive, you little brat! But that is not why the Duke is going to eat you.
[''Throws his broken monocle on the floor'']
Edmond
Eat me?
Grand Duke
Oh dear, now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return. And you... you, with no regard for the feelings of others, have the nerve to call him back here by name! And besides, I positively loathe rock n roll.
[laughs]
Edmond
You're not gonna eat me!
Narrator
And that's when the Duke hit the ceiling. If Edmond wanted to bring Chanticleer back to raise the sun, the Duke was going to have something to say about it.
[the Duke literally hits the ceiling]
Grand Duke
Kittens are more digestible.
Narrator
Young Edmond was about to have the most amazing adventure he'd ever dreamed of.
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