Memorable Quotes from Todd Louiso
4 quotesDiscussion on Vacation Plans and Pronunciation
Harry Havemayer
We got a deal going, kid- 20% off for my friends; my father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland?
Trent Potter
Staad.
Harry Havemayer
Gstaad; dropping the G is phony.
Trent
But you just said everybody says Staad!
Harry
Not if you've been there. Easter in Burmuda? Think a Kentucky Derby week- we could fit you in, kid.
Charlie Simms
Uh, how much are these, white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
Harry
Twelve-hundred. Includes a nine-course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner.
Charlie
Twelve hundred dollars is a little rich for my blood, Harry.
Harry
How short are you?
Charlie
Short, Harry? So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble for you and George to measure. But, uh, thanks for asking, all right?
[''Leaves'']
Harry
If you change your mind...
George Willis Jr.
What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid.
Harry
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor to offer drippings to the poor.
[smug]
George
You're so full of shit.
[laughs]
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The Burden of Representation in Politics
Ron Goode
You wanted to see me sir.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Have a seat, Ron.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
You see, Ron, I can't be everywhere I'm needed. That's why I send people like you to speak on my behalf. When you're there, you're not Ron Goode, a guy whom your friends probably like, you're Senator Finisterre's aide and your name really doesn't matter. So when Ron Goode acts like a complete asshole on The Joan Lunden Show, I'm being an asshole on The Joan Lunden Show.
Ron Goode
Senator, sir, he sprang on me like....
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Where in the hell did you find Cancer Boy?
Ron Goode
He was supposed to be quite reliable the Pulmonary Council was one of his references.
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Fucking non-profits! When you're looking for a cancer kid, he should be hopeless. He should have a wheelchair, he should have trouble talking, he should have a little pet goldfish in a Zip-lock bag, hopeless.
Ron Goode
I apologize, sir, but if it wasn't for Nick Naylor-
Senator Ortolan Finisterre
Nick Naylor? Don't you even think of using him as an excuse! The man shills bullshit for a living. You work for a fucking senator! A senator who's supposed to be tough on tobacco. Have a little... pride, for God's sake!
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Record Organization Methods Discussed
Dick
It guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?
Rob
No...
Dick
Not alphabetical...
Rob
Nope.
Dick
What?
Rob
Autobiographical.
Dick
No way.
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Debate on Songs About Death
Barry
Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay? Okay. Leader of the Pack. The guy beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? Dead Man's Curve. Jan & Dean.
Dick
Do you know that right after they recorded that song Jan himself crashed his car...
Barry
It was Dean you idiot...
Rob
It was Jan. It was a long time after the song.
Barry
Okay, whatever. Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down - Laura's Mom could sing it. You know what I'd want? One Step Beyond by Madness. And, uh, You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Dick
No. Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill.
Barry
Oh God. You're right!
Dick
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot.
Barry
You bastard! That's so good - that should have been mine... The night Laura's daddy died. Sha na na na na na na na na! Brother what a night it really was. Mother what a night it really... angina's tough! Glory be!
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