What About Bob? - Miscommunication About a Phone Call
Bob: [to customer; Calmly; The customer hangs up; to everyone else]
Hey! NO, NO! NO! I'm expecting a phone call. Thank You. Thanks a lot. Thanks everybody, I really appreciate this. Also, uh if I... lose consciousness or black out or something explodes, would you tell Dr. Marvin when he calls that I was here...
Mrs. Guttman:
Dr. Leo Marvin?
Bob:
Do you know him?
Mr. Guttman:
Yeah. He bought our dream house. We worked a lifetime to save for a down payment.
Mrs. Guttman:
And he swooped down with his bag full of money, and grabbed it out from under us. Son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman:
She never says that.
Mrs. Guttman:
Stay as far away from him as possible.
Bob:
Well, that'll be easy. He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.
Mr. Guttman:
He won't see you? Well, we'll show you where he lives.
Bob:
You will?
Mrs. Guttman:
The son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman:
She never says that.
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Intolerable Cruelty - The Complexity of Law and Its Application
Herb Myerson:
I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.
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