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Louis: Moonshee, why does the king have so many wives?

Moonshee: That is an excellent question — For your mother.

Lucius: [finding a note] Do not seek me. Do not follow or wander. Persecute no one on my behalf. I have seen two things which, which cannot reconcile. A man dead, without question. And that same man alive again. I pursue him, the Nazarene, to ferret the truth. Clavius Aquila Valerius." It's his seal, Sir. Must be a plague.

Pilate: My right hand turned against me. How could he follow that Hebrew?

Lucius: Perhaps... it's true.

Pilate: Well, if it is... I'll kill him again.

Aaron: Hey, so, Aldous, for the Today Show, they want to know what song you want to play.

Aldous: Say it was up to you, Aaron, what would you have me do?

Aaron: That's your call. You're the artist, you know, whatever you feel like playing. I'd be really interested, cause you're, like, a legitimate enthusiast. I'd like to know what you'd be into doing. If I had to choose, all-time favorite would be The Clap. That's a classic. You know, that's... That's, like, my childhood right there, you know.

Aldous: Okay. Well, I suppose the obvious choice is African Child, right?

Aaron: Yeah. Great tune. Yeah, I love African Child. The song's awesome. I brush my teeth to it, you know? I think maybe we should run to the airport right now, cause we're getting close.

Aldous: Change it to the next one. Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole?

Bandmate: I disagree with what you're saying!

Aldous: Bollocks! I disagree highly!

Aaron: Oh, no.

Aldous: Hey, move into... Make Aaron famous. Aldous, here!

Aaron: Hey, look, the car service is here, with all the bags.

Aldous: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Change it to the next one.

Aaron: So we're going on the next one?

Aldous: [''They walk into nightclub''] This is why we delay flights. For this!

Aaron: [''Walks up to [[w:Tom Felton|Tom Felton; [w:Harry Potter|Harry Potter fame] ] of What's up, man? Hey. I’m at a table in the back with Aldous Snow.

Tom Felton: [''Unimpressed] Great.

Aaron: [[w:Severus Snape|Professor Snape; pause; [w:Quidditch|Quidditch] Feel free to bring ]. We’ll play some late night ].

Tom Felton: [''He walks away] Just...leave it.

Aaron: [''Spots Aldous making out with a woman''; ''Uses hands to separate woman's face from Aldous' face''] Right? Not everyone cares. Excuse me. Aldous. Hey. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.

Aldous: What? What are you doing?

Aaron: I'm so sorry. Excuse me.

Aldous: What's this?

Aaron: Listen, hey, listen. It's just getting super close to that 12:00 a.m. Flight.

Aldous: Aaron. I don't... See them two girls? Just there? I want to fuck them two girls. Do you?

Aaron: Yeah, they seem awesome. They seem, like, cool. Sure. Why not? I don't want to think about that right now, man. That's cool. I just want to leave here, please.

Aldous: You're in a long-term relationship, right?

Aaron: No, just ended, actually. See, my...

Aldous: Brilliant! So, doesn't it make sense that we would stay here and have possibly the time of your life?

Aaron: Fuck!

Aldous: Okay. What'd you prefer, blonde or brunette? Blonde or brunette?

Aaron: I don't know.

Aldous: What was your ex?

Aaron: Brunette.

Aldous: Blonde it is.

Aaron: Here we go!

Aldous: Thank you. Cheers. Do you want to go to the loo for a minute?

Aaron: Why?

Aaron: [''A hooker is hyper-vigorously riding Aaron in a washroom stall while repeatedly yanking the flush chain''] Oh, yes! Oh, God. My butt's getting wet! My butt's getting wet! I'm falling in the toilet! I'm falling in the toilet! That was great. Awesome.

Aldous: [''They run down hallway''; ''Aldous jiggles hooker's breasts in a taxi-cab''] Chase me! It's better than Christmas!

Jackie: No, shut up.

Aldous: Go on, Aaron, give her both barrels!

Aaron: All right. Can you give me the key, please?

Aldous: I love you. We've seen not much of that today. Toss it! And there it goes. The hoop goes wide. Oh, no.

Aaron: We're fine. We got 35 minutes to catch an international flight.

Aldous: I wouldn't worry about it. Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes look all sad. Why?

Aaron: Do you mind driving faster, please?

Limo Driver in London: [[w:Chiswick|Chiswick roundabout; [w:Hounslow|Hounslow; [w:Staines-upon-Thames|Staines] Would you like me to take the ] through ] and ]?

Aaron: [[w:Middle-earth|Middle Earth] What is this, fucking ]? Just take us to the airport, okay?

Aldous: Come on!

Aaron: All right, sir.

Aldous: Run! Run! Run! Run! Just, try and keep up.

PA announcer: Final boarding call... Just keep up.

Aldous: Aaron. Aaron. Aaron, you're sleeping. Stop sleep. Aaron, you're asleep. You're asleep. You're asleep, Aaron. Here's your drink.

Aaron: My leg.

Aldous: Don't sleep so often. Cheers, mate.

Aaron: Thank you for waking me up.

Aldous: Why do you think people keep saying my music's shit?

Aaron: I don't think that's the case. Is it? Is that the case?

Aldous: Yeah, a lot of negativity. Lot of sniping and snidey remarks. People are, " Yeah, he's shit, he's a has-been, he's over, "he's in his greatest hits era." Don't listen to that shit.

Aaron: I love all your albums.

Aldous: Do you love the album African Child?

Aaron: Yeah, of course. I love African Child. It's awesome.

Aldous: [[w:NME|NME; [w:1992 Los Angeles riots|the Rodney King beatings] Aaron. ] said that African Child was the most detrimental thing to happen to black culture since ].

Aaron: Are you serious? Yeah.

Aldous: I read in Rolling Stone that African Child came third behind famine and war as the thing that had been most damaging to African life.

Aaron: I find that hard to believe, but they say any press is good press, right? I mean...

Aldous: Come on, mate. You know, open up.

Aaron: It seems as if on your last album you kind of went in the studio and just did whatever the producer asked you to do.

Aldous: Right. Yeah, no, that's exactly... This is good.

Aaron: Aldous Snow needs to be two guitars, a bass and a drum kit and his incredible voice.

Aldous: Vocals, yes! Yes. And that's it. And that's what we want to hear. That's what I love.

Aaron: That's what all your fans love. It's just every artist has this one album that's just not good, and that's it. Honestly, I listen to that and I'm just like, "What is this piece of shit I'm listening to? Do I even know this artist? "What the fuck was he thinking?

Aldous: Don't fucking talk to me like that, you little prick.

Aaron: I'm so sorry.

Aldous: In future, if someone asks you to give them a critique of their work, don't rip out their fucking gizzards and hold it in front of their face. What are you? What do you know?

Aaron: I'm sorry. Look, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Aldous: Yeah, what you did was very spiteful. But it was also very brave and very honest, and I respect you for doing that, but the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

Aaron: I'm sorry.

Aldous: It's over.

In-flight movie doctor played by Sarah Marshall: Scalpel! Now! But, Doctor!

Aldous: Hey, I think I used to have sex with her. Yeah, yeah. No, I did, I did.

Song lyrics: Love is blind Love is blind, love is blind

Dodge Landon: Take your stinking paw off me, you damn dirty ape!

Caesar: NO!

Dodge Landon: It's a madhouse!

Dodge Landon: Sometimes, the new kid on the block gets picked on.

Dodge Landon: [...] You think that's funny, huh? You'll learn who's boss, soon enough.

Draco Malfoy: [Alone in his compartment on the train with Harry hiding under the Cloak; quietly; Harry falls, still hidden; Kicks Harry in the face, breaking his nose; Covers Harry with the cloak] Didn't Mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter? Petrificus Totalus! Oh, right. She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin. That's for my father. Enjoy your ride back to London.

Draco Malfoy: [after scaring Buckbeak] It's killed me! It's killed me! You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken...

Draco Malfoy: Oh yeah, terribly funny. Really witty! God, this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes.

Draco Malfoy: [All the first years murmur in excitement; Malfoy indicates two boys next to him; Ron sniggers; Malfoy turns to glare at him; turns back to Harry; offers his hand] So it's true, then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. This is Crabbe, and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down-robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find out some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.

Harry: [coldly] I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.