Memorable Quotes from Tom Green
4 quotesEmbracing Unleashed Energy
Barry
Unleash the fury!
[attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse]
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Debate Over Feeding Mitch during Road Trip
Barry
Can we please feed Mitch now?
Rubin
No. If he overeats, he could die.
Barry
So? It would be worth it.
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Barry Confuses Austin's Location
Barry
Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?
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The Struggles of a Dreaming Salmon
Barry
Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad.
[singing]
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