Memorable Quotes from Tom Hodges
12 quotesPower Dynamics Among Campers
Lars
AHHHHHH!
[''tied to a tree, campers come at him with lit torches'']
Dawson
Shut up! Hey Lars, guess what? We're in charge now. You know what we found out? We found out that if you don't have a job, you get deported! So Lars, buddy, you with us, or against us?
Lars
I'm with you.
Lars
I love you.
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Learning Names Through a Game
Lars
Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Josh
Ve already know each odder's names.
[''Making fun of Lars’ accent'']
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Recognition of Weight Achievement at Camp
Lars
Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.
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Friendship and Encouragement Amidst Chaos
Bruno
Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!
Lucas
Let's go...
Ben
Don't let him scare you away!
Lucas
Scare me away?
Ben
Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.
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Perceptions of Danger in Familiar Creatures
Quigley
Its just a dog.
Wesley
So was "Cujo".
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Lars's Sleep Disturbance Warning
Lars
Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…
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A Question About Identity and Origin
Roy
Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?
Lars
...Far away.
[''steps towards Roy'']
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Lars Expresses Unexpected Weight Loss Feelings
Lars
I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
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Defending the Underdog Against Bullying
Bruno
What are you always sticking up for this wimp for?
Cappie
Why are you always picking on him?
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Understanding Lars' "Body" System for Supervision
Julie
Lars, shouldn’t you be watching the kids?
Lars
I have them on the "body" system.
Julie
The "body" system?
Lars
Yeah, the body system.
Lars
BODY!
Boys
BUDDY!
[''holding hands'']
Lars
BODY!
Boys
BUDDY!
Lars
BODY!
Boys
BUDDY!
Julie
Oh! Buddy'!
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Body Image and Insecurities Among Friends
Bruno
Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?
Lucas
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno
Yeah, I am.
Lucas
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno
What did you say?
Lucas
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno
The hell it is!
Lucas
It IS, look!
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Water Safety Warning in Heavyweights
Lars
Hey, don't pee in the water! Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!
[''Pushes another kid in the water'']
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