Heavyweights - Recognition of Weight Achievement at Camp
Lars:
Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.
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Heavyweights - Water Safety Warning in Heavyweights
Lars: [''Pushes another kid in the water'']
Hey, don't pee in the water! Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!
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Heavyweights - Lars's Sleep Disturbance Warning
Lars:
Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…
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Heavyweights - Lars Expresses Unexpected Weight Loss Feelings
Lars:
I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
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Heavyweights - Understanding Lars' "Body" System for Supervision
Julie:
Lars, shouldn’t you be watching the kids?
Lars:
I have them on the "body" system.
Julie:
The "body" system?
Lars:
Yeah, the body system.
Lars:
BODY!
Boys: [''holding hands'']
BUDDY!
Lars:
BODY!
Boys:
BUDDY!
Lars:
BODY!
Boys:
BUDDY!
Julie:
Oh! Buddy'!
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Heavyweights - Power Dynamics Among Campers
Lars: [''tied to a tree, campers come at him with lit torches'']
AHHHHHH!
Dawson:
Shut up! Hey Lars, guess what? We're in charge now. You know what we found out? We found out that if you don't have a job, you get deported! So Lars, buddy, you with us, or against us?
Lars:
I'm with you.
Lars:
I love you.
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Heavyweights - Learning Names Through a Game
Lars:
Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Josh: [''Making fun of Lars’ accent'']
Ve already know each odder's names.
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Heavyweights - A Question About Identity and Origin
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Lucas - Body Image and Insecurities Among Friends
Bruno:
Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?
Lucas:
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno:
Yeah, I am.
Lucas:
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno:
What did you say?
Lucas:
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno:
The hell it is!
Lucas:
It IS, look!
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Lucas - Defending the Underdog Against Bullying
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Lucas - Friendship and Encouragement Amidst Chaos
Bruno:
Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!
Lucas:
Let's go...
Ben:
Don't let him scare you away!
Lucas:
Scare me away?
Ben:
Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.
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Critters 2 - Perceptions of Danger in Familiar Creatures
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