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Tommy Wiseau Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tommy Wiseau

19 quotes
The Room
Expressions of Love and Exhaustion
Johnny I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!
[laughing]
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The Room
Existential Questions About Life
Johnny Do you understand life?! Do you?!
[to Lisa]
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The Room
Appreciation for a Thoughtful Celebration
Johnny Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!
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The Room
Desire for Emotional Distance and Freedom
Johnny Get out, get out, get out of my life!
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The Room
A Conversation Among Friends
Johnny Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
Denny I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
Johnny That's the idea.
Denny Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Johnny Bye, Denny.
Lisa Bye, Denny.
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The Room
A Plea for Forgiveness
Johnny God...forgive me.
[kills himself]
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The Room
Expectations and Uncertainty in Planning
Denny So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.
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The Room
Desperation in a Troubled Relationship
Johnny Why, Lisa, why? Please talk to me! Pleeease! You are part of my life! You are everything! I cannot go on without you, Lisa!
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The Room
Confidential Client Discussion at the Bank
Mark How was work today?
Johnny Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark What client?
Johnny I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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The Room
Love and its Unseen Nature
Johnny You know what they say, "Love is blind!
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The Room
Feeling Betrayed and Frustrated with Life
Johnny Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!
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The Room
Denial and Confusion in Relationships
Johnny I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
[comes outside with a water bottle; throws the bottle on the ground in anger]
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The Room
A Remarkable Story of Violence and Humor
Mark I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark Yeah, you can say that again.
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The Room
Conflict and Emotion in Relationships
Johnny You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
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The Room
Conflict Between Lisa and Johnny
Lisa You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny You and your stupid mother.
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The Room
Betrayal and Disillusionment in Relationships
Johnny They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore.
[on his job at the bank]
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The Room
Betrayal and Disappointment in Career Aspirations
Lisa Did you get your promotion?
Johnny Nah.
Lisa You didn't get it, did you?
Johnny That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
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The Room
The Power of Love in the World
Johnny You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
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The Room
A Relationship Tested by Betrayal and Loyalty
Johnny The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Lisa I still love you.
Johnny You're the only one who does.
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