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Tonie Perensky Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tonie Perensky

5 quotes
Varsity Blues
Discussion of Slang Terms in Class
Miss Davis Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Chaos at the Unexpected Gathering
Vilmer Are we having a party or what? Here we go!
Jenny No, you can't do that! She has nothing to do with this!
Vilmer That doesn't matter. Fire in the hole! BURN! BURN! BURN! BUUUUURN! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
[lights match; lights Heather on fire, Jenny screams]
Darla Now why'd you have to do that? You know I can never get that smell outta my clothes.
[puts Heather out with a fire extinguisher]
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Varsity Blues
Humorous Terminology for Male Erection
Mox The male erection? Uh, pitchin a tent, sportin wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis Pedro?
Mox Mmhmm.
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Varsity Blues
A Lesson in Confidence and Expectations
Miss Davis Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!
Sam Moxon I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!
Sam Moxon I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.
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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Unexpected Discovery in the Trunk
Bud's Pizza Attendant Uh, Miss, I think there's something in your trunk...
Darla Oh that's just somebody I got tied up back there.
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