The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Chaos at the Unexpected Gathering
Vilmer:
Are we having a party or what? Here we go!
Jenny:
No, you can't do that! She has nothing to do with this!
Vilmer: [lights match; lights Heather on fire, Jenny screams]
That doesn't matter. Fire in the hole! BURN! BURN! BURN! BUUUUURN! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Darla: [puts Heather out with a fire extinguisher]
Now why'd you have to do that? You know I can never get that smell outta my clothes.
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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Unexpected Discovery in the Trunk
Bud's Pizza Attendant:
Uh, Miss, I think there's something in your trunk...
Darla:
Oh that's just somebody I got tied up back there.
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Varsity Blues - Humorous Terminology for Male Erection
Mox:
The male erection? Uh, pitchin a tent, sportin wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis:
Pedro?
Mox:
Mmhmm.
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Varsity Blues - Discussion of Slang Terms in Class
Miss Davis:
Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student:
Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis:
Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
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Varsity Blues - A Lesson in Confidence and Expectations
Miss Davis:
Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!
Sam Moxon:
I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!
Sam Moxon:
I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.
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