Small Time Crooks - Discussion of a Rented Car Sale
Denny:
Did you get your share?
Tommy:
My share of what? Oh, oh, yeah. I got it. I sold some stuff.
Denny:
What did you sell?
Tommy:
A rented car.
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Small Time Crooks - Dividing Shares Amongst Friends
Benny:
You know what I say? She gets a share, but not a full share.
Tommy:
I'd go for that. Yeah.
Denny:
Yeah, what if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third?
Benny:
What are you? Nuts? Then she'd be getting more than us!
Denny:
How do you figure?
Benny:
Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?
Denny:
I don't do fractions, all right?
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