Tony Denman Quotes

Fred So I guess we all got what we deserved, ha? No money, no power, no women.

Matt Tony Montana would be pissed...

Fred See? See, I told you this Scarface plan was stupid.

Deacon This is great...so now not only do we have no car, no girls, we also got no money!

Matt And no porn.

Deacon Shit!

Matt Tony Montana would be pissed...

Matt Alright, so now what? Do we make this thing?

Deacon I don't know. Maybe we should just call it quits.

Ashley Hey, guys.

Deacon Oh, Ash, hey. What are you doing here?

Ashley I need you.

Fred What?!

Ashley I need you to make this movie. For my reel.

Deacon Well, actually we were just talking about...

Ashley ...Oh, wow. You have an eyelash, Deacon. Make a wish.

Deacon ] is a drug more powerful than heroin. And girls know it. They use our obsession against us, to get flowers and class rings and commitments. And in Ashley's case, full length adult videos. But come on, if she hadn't come back, we could have stopped. But we were weak. And at that moment, if Ashley would have asked us to jump off a bridge...as I'm sure you can guess...we would have done it. We had to finish the film.

Deacon That...should be us.

Fred That's not gonna be us. This year, next year, or any year. Ever.

Deacon Why not? Think about it. All you gotta do is follow the simple lessons of ] in ].

Matt Oh, good movie. [starts imitating Scarface#Tony Montana|

Deacon Word.

Matt Word.

Fred So we're gonna become Cuban drug lords?

Fred Well, what about the moral implications?

Deacon It's a free market transaction between two consenting adults. What's the problem?

Fred Ah, hello? We're not adults...

Fred Hey, asshole, don't just come barging in here. We could have been naked!

Matt Whoa...

Deacon And even though we kept quiet about the film, word got around. And just like Coop said, we became legends of the school. And Fred finally learned how to talk to a girl.

Wendy Hey, Fred. I hear you know a thing or two about giving a woman pleasure.

Fred No, I don't... Matt knows a thing or two about giving women pleasure. I know everything...